24 Funny nose quotes

• Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

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  4 weeks ago

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• When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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  4 weeks ago

  face, humor, joke, middle, nose, pun, scenter, wordplay

• Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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  4 weeks ago

  absurdity, comedy, humor, imagination, imagine, joke, move, nose, Pinocchio, puppet, roasting, satire, straight

• You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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  1 month ago

  alcoholic, humor, i, know, never, nose, nostalgia, observation, old, weird

• My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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  1 month ago

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• Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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  1 month ago

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• Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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  1 month ago

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