23 Funny nose quotes — Wordgag ツ

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

1 month ago1 month ago

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

2 months ago2 months ago

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

2 months ago2 months ago

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

2 months ago2 months ago

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

5 months ago5 months ago

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

5 months ago5 months ago

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

6 months ago6 months ago

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Feb 6, 2025Feb 6, 2025

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Jan 29, 2025

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Jan 27, 2025

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Jan 27, 2025

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Jan 25, 2025

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Jan 25, 2025

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Jan 25, 2025

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Jan 25, 2025

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Jan 24, 2025

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Jan 23, 2025

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Jan 23, 2025

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Jan 23, 2025