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23 Funny nose quotes

Funny nose quotes 👃😂 are the perfect way to bring a little laughter to your day! Whether it’s about sniffing out trouble or those quirky boops, these witty lines celebrate the nose in all its glory. Get ready to giggle and embrace the silliness of our favorite facial feature with humor that’s nose-tastic! 🎉🤣👃

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Posted onMar 22, 2025Mar 22, 2025

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Posted onFeb 6, 2025Feb 6, 2025

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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