Funny quotes nose

18 Funny nose quotes

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

2 weeks ago

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

4 weeks ago

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

1 month ago

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

3 months ago

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

3 months ago

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

3 months ago

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

3 months ago

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

3 months ago

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

3 months ago

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

3 months ago

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

3 months ago

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

3 months ago

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

3 months ago

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

3 months ago

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

3 months ago

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

3 months ago

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

3 months ago

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

3 months ago