20 Funny nose quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

  Commentary:
  That's one way to keep the meeting "snot" too boring! 😂💻👃

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that simply breathing through our nose was a luxury we took for granted? 🤧 Appreciating the simple joys in life, one clear nostril at a time! 😂 #BlockedNoseStruggles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

  Commentary:
  "Your nose is truly the 'scenter' of attention on your face! 👃🌸 It's where all the sweet smells and sneezes come together in perfect harmony. Just be careful not to follow it too closely or you might end up like Pinocchio! 🤥😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

  Commentary:
  Can you picture Pinocchio laying down some sassy burns without his nose growing? That's one heck of a roast battle! 🤥🔥 Just imagine the wooden boy dropping truth bombs with a straight face. 😂 Better watch out, his words might be as sharp as his nose is long!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they finally realized that oversized, bumpy noses are so last season! 🍷👃 Time to embrace a new trend, like fruity cocktails with tiny umbrellas and perfectly symmetrical noses! 😂 #FashionForwardDrinking"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! 🦷💭 It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! 😂👃 #NoseHairAdventures

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a playful take on that quote:

  "Just imagine the world if Pinocchio's nose rule applied! 🤥👃📏 We'd have a forest of noses sprouting up faster than you can say 'fib'! 🌳😂 Who needs lie detectors when we have lying noses to give us away? 🚫🤥👃 #TruthTellersUnite"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

  Commentary:
  🦌 Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight! Because apparently, my phone's brightness setting is no match for your shiny nose! 🔦📱 #ChristmasMiracles #WhereMyPhoneAt

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's a new twist on the classic excuse! 🦌🔴 Who knew Rudolph's side hustle was causing traffic incidents? Just imagine the officer's confusion trying to write up that report! 😂 #UnlikelyExcuses

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