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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.
Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?
I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.
My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.
So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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5 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the classic case of hindsight heroism! 🦸‍♂️ It's amazing how quickly everyone becomes a genius once the outcome is already set in stone. 🤓🔮 Remember folks, foresight is the real superpower! 💪😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Commentary:
"Maybe it's a bit of both! 🤔 Age gracefully and just crank up the volume of your 'ignore' button! 😆👵🔇"
5 months ago
Share →: Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Commentary:
Haha, that would certainly explain the name! 🤔😂 Just imagine the moment of realization when someone made that connection – "Oh, so that's why they're called cough drops!" 🤣 Who knew our coughing fits could lead to such floor-dropping discoveries! 😆 #MindBlown #CoughDropConundrum
5 months ago
Share →: Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Commentary:
Looks like someone is on a quest for the elusive 11th commandment: "Thou shalt write in ALL the books!" 📚🤓 Maybe he's expecting a bonus chapter hidden in the scribbles!
5 months ago
Share →: You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, breaking and entering is not the recommended method of getting to know your neighbors 👀🚪🕵️‍♂️. Stick to a friendly chat over the fence instead! 😅🏡 #NeighborhoodWatch #PersonalSpace"
5 months ago
Share →: Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Commentary:
"Who knew that regurgitation could be a form of time travel! 🕰️🤮 Just imagine deciphering the mystery of last night's questionable burrito through the cryptic language of vomit! 😂 #ThrowUpWisdom"
5 months ago
Share →: One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Commentary:
"Admiring your pet's quirky teeth is like finding hidden treasures in the world of adorable imperfections! 😬🐾 Embrace the dental charm of your furry friend and cherish those wonderfully weird pearly whites!"
5 months ago
Share →: I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons 🍋, sometimes all you can do is make a dramatic exit like Caesar! 🚶‍♂️💨 #DisappointedButDramatic"
5 months ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elegance in a gracefully executed 'don't mind me, I'm just blending into the background' move 🕶️🚶‍♂️ As I age, I too have come to treasure those who are skilled in the art of 'the selective vision' 👀🤷‍♂️ Who knew invisibility could be so delightful? 😄👵 #MasterOfDisguise"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone is getting idioter.

Commentary:
Looks like the intelligence pool is turning into a shallow puddle! 🤪🤦‍♂️ Don't worry, we can always rely on the smart cookies to keep things afloat…hopefully! 🍪🧠 #IdiotsEverywhere