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Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Shared recently on YouTube:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Shared recently on YouTube:

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

Making waves on WeChat:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Shared recently on Facebook:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Spotted on WeChat:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Just shared via Discord:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

51 shares on Slack this month:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

15 shares on Threads this month:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

50 shares on Threads this month:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,428

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Instagram:

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Trending via X:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Spotted on Threads:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Breaking via Telegram:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Spreading quickly via X:

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

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