37 Funny pizza quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

  Commentary:
  "Teaching valuable life lessons one rigged movie night at a time! 🍕🎥💸 Who says democracy can't be deliciously cheesy and entertaining? 😄 #Parenting101"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a cozy blanket when you have a steaming hot pizza to snuggle up with on icy days? 🍕🔥 Embracing that delicious warmth beats frostbite any day! #PizzaHugs"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

  Commentary:
  "Every frozen pizza is a blank canvas just waiting for a culinary masterpiece to be painted upon it! 🍕🎨 Time to unleash your inner pizza Picasso and create a work of art that would make Michelangelo jealous! 💫👩‍🎨 #PizzaArt #MasterChefInTheMaking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is a virtue, but so is hunger! 🍕🍪 Who needs cookies when you can have an entire pizza delivered at the click of a button? Let's hope the internet catches up to our cravings soon! 😂🤞"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs pizza when you've got celery, the ultimate hydration hero 🌱💦 But let's be real, it's no competition when it comes to cheat day cravings! 🍕🤤 #PizzaForLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs company when you've got a delicious pizza by your side? 🍕👫 Solo pizza parties are where it's at! Just me, myself, and pepperoni. #PizzaOverPeople"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

  Commentary:
  🍕🌍 "I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but the best decision I've ever made was choosing to live on the 'Planet Pizza'! No regrets, just extra cheese and happiness 😄🍕 #PizzaLover #Grateful #BestPlanetEver"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boring salad when you can have a 'salad on crust' with extra cheese for that touch of irony? 🥗🍕 #PizzaIsMyKindOfSalad"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

  Commentary:
  "Turning down a slice of pizza?! Now that's just unbrielievable! 🍕 But trusting someone? That's next-level unpredictability, let's hope it's not a pizza-delivery guy! 🤣 #lifechoices"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

  Commentary:
  🌹🍕 "Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you. Sorry not sorry, it's a pizza party for one! Maybe next time, bring your own slice and join the fun! 🍕🎉 #PizzaLove"

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