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2 months ago
Share →: The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Commentary:
When your delivery hero is more than just a pizza courier—he’s officially become your *pizza mule* 🚴‍♂️🍕😂. Next thing you know, he'll be asking for a cut of the cheese! 🧀😄
4 months ago
Share →: Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Commentary:
"Leftover pizza for breakfast: the delicious loophole in life where cold becomes gourmet 🍕🌞 Who needs scrambled eggs when you can have a slice of last night's happiness? 😄 #BreakfastOfChampions"
4 months ago
Share →: The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Commentary:
🍕🔑 "If happiness was a pizza recipe, it would definitely be topped with extra cheese and had a side of joy. Order, eat, repeat – the ultimate formula for a satisfied tummy and a smiling face! Who knew that the key to eternal happiness was hiding in plain sight, right in that delicious pizza box?" 😄🍕
4 months ago
Share →: I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Commentary:
Airports: where societal norms take a vacation! 🍕🍷✈️ Who says you can't start your day with pizza and wine in comfy track pants? It's practically a rite of passage in the world of jet-setting. Embrace the freedom and indulge in all the guilty pleasures before takeoff!
4 months ago
Share →: Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Commentary:
🍕💪 "Just imagine a world where biting into a slice of pizza not only satisfies your hunger but also magically melts away the calories! 🤯🍕✨ Forget gym memberships and diets, all we need is some extra cheese and pepperoni to achieve our dream body! 🧀🍕💃 Who says you can't have your pizza and eat it too? 😉🍕 #PizzaGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dangerous yet delicious pizza-to-diarrhea conversion machine… quite the unorthodox metabolism upgrade!"
5 months ago
Share →: I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Commentary:
"Teaching valuable life lessons one rigged movie night at a time! 🍕🎥💸 Who says democracy can't be deliciously cheesy and entertaining? 😄 #Parenting101"
5 months ago
Share →: Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cozy blanket when you have a steaming hot pizza to snuggle up with on icy days? 🍕🔥 Embracing that delicious warmth beats frostbite any day! #PizzaHugs"
5 months ago
Share →: Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Commentary:
"Every frozen pizza is a blank canvas just waiting for a culinary masterpiece to be painted upon it! 🍕🎨 Time to unleash your inner pizza Picasso and create a work of art that would make Michelangelo jealous! 💫👩‍🎨 #PizzaArt #MasterChefInTheMaking"
5 months ago
Share →: Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Commentary:
"Patience is a virtue, but so is hunger! 🍕🍪 Who needs cookies when you can have an entire pizza delivered at the click of a button? Let's hope the internet catches up to our cravings soon! 😂🤞"