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Funny place quotes πŸŒπŸ˜‚ are your passport to a world where humor meets geography! Whether you’re navigating the bustling streets of New York πŸ—½, wandering through the romantic alleys of Paris πŸ‡«πŸ‡·, or exploring the wild landscapes of Australia 🐨, these quirky sayings will have you laughing out loud. Perfect for adding a dash of wit to your travel tales or simply spicing up your Instagram captions βœˆοΈπŸ“Έ, dive into the hilarity and let the chuckles begin!

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like PiΓ±a Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œI’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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