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87 Funny place quotes
Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.
When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.
This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.
Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.
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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.
One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.
“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”
I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.
