94 Funny place quotes

• Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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  2 weeks ago

  financial, financial struggle, housing, humor, i, irony, just, money, paid, place, rent, starve, starving, struggle, survival, warm, warmth

• Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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  2 weeks ago

  asked, bar, bartender, give, Google, google review, humor, insane, keep, lowkey, me, method, one-star, place, prank, review, vibe

• Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

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  3 weeks ago

  around, brain, brains, diarrhea, everyone, going, humor, just, mouth, nonsense, place, talking, vomiting, whatever

• No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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  3 weeks ago

  adult, adulting, being, destination, frustration, humor, hurry, irony, just, life, life truth, me, place, responsibility, somewhere, truth, want, warned

• Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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  1 month ago

  casual, humor, pants, place, relaxation, responsibility, Sunday

• The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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  1 month ago

  glasses, hottest, humor, i, intimacy, place, put, relationship, safe, safety, sex, take

• Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

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  1 month ago

  accomplishment, brag, driving, found, humor, i, looking, multitasking, music, navigation, place, today, turning

• Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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  2 months ago

  app, apps, best, communication, dating, dating app, good, humor, media, meeting, place, social, social media, soulmate, tweet

• Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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  2 months ago

  3, am, dislike, friend, going, hang, hangout, home, i, late, late night, night, only, person, place, sleepover, socializing, spending, still

• When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animals, around, attention, behavior, care, communication, cute, follow, following, gratitude, interaction, lead, pet, pet behavior, place, still, sure, thank, turning, yes

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