66 Funny place quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

  Commentary:
  When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆

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  6 days ago

  Share →: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

  Commentary:
  And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll start practicing my on-the-spot treadmill skills for ghost season! 👻🏃‍♂️😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

  Commentary:
  "Pancakes are the only acceptable breakfast discourse! 🥞😂 But seriously, where's the waffle outrage committee when you need 'em? 🤷‍♂️ #BreakfastDebates"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

  Commentary:
  "When love is on the menu, I'll take the combo meal, please! 😘🍔🤗"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

  Commentary:
  "Living la vida taco! 🌮😂 #ExpandingHorizonsAndWaistlines"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

  Commentary:
  "That's a mood—I too am in my 'vintage' phase, expertly avoiding sunlight! 🍷🕶️🌞"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'social media boomerang!' 🎯👋😅 #LeavingAndReturningChamp"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're carpooling to the hot spot! 😈🔥 #HellMates"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

  Commentary:
  "Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"

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