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51 Funny place quotes

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

1 week ago

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

2 weeks ago

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

3 weeks ago

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

1 month ago

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

1 month ago

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

1 month ago

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

1 month ago

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

2 months ago

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

3 months ago

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

3 months ago

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

3 months ago

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

3 months ago

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

3 months ago

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

3 months ago

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

3 months ago

Next to nothing is a weird place.

3 months ago

I am not in a good place, geographically.

3 months ago

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

3 months ago

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

3 months ago

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

3 months ago