17 Funny pull quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll hold the fort here on Earth! 🚪🤦‍♂️🛸🌕"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

  Commentary:
  "Yes, but only if you want to prevent a sprinkle emergency! 🚑🍦🎶"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

  Commentary:
  "Your wife's dedication is unmatched! 🚗🎶 She won't let a driveway stop her from finding THE perfect song! 😄🙌"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, taking security to the next level! Talk about a double lock system! 😂🔐 #TrustIssues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of push-pull doors – the ultimate test of our IQ! 🚪💭 It's like a never-ending dance between you and the door, with one step forward and two steps back. Just when you think you've got it figured out, it sneaks up and surprises you! Maybe we should start a support group for fellow "door challenged" individuals! 😂🤦‍♂️🚶‍♀️ #PushPullPro

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

  Commentary:
  Oh, how time flies! 👵🌙 Just like a superhero losing their powers, our ability to pull all-nighters vanishes into the abyss of adulthood. 💤🦸‍♂️ It's like our bodies hit the snooze button on staying up late! 😂 #AgingGracefully

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a classic case of misdirection! 😉 Sounds like a real-life 'push-pull' relationship dilemma 😂 Who knew a simple door could create such chaos! 🚪 #PushingMyLuck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're ordering from the all-you-can-eat menu of chaos tonight 🍔🍕🍟 Better make sure our appetites can handle it! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's laying down the law with some 'Golden Rule' vibes! 😂 Watch out, folks – pick your battles wisely, or you might just end up on the receiving end of karma! 🤷‍♂️ #TreatOthersAsYouWantToBeTreated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, that's one chilly situation! ❄️🚶‍♂️ Must be tough for gangsters to keep it cool when they're freezing their pants off! 😂"

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