23 Funny pull quotes

• If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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  3 weeks ago

  across, door, doors, game, gap, gaps, girlfriend, humor, i, level, lever, love, me, open, pull, puzzle-solving, relationship, throw, tiny, tiny girlfriend, video, video game

• Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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  4 weeks ago

  casual, false, false god, God, humor, invitation, later, man, pull, slang, worship

• The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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  2 months ago

  dental, dental extraction, extraction, forgot, glitch, God, humor, idea, just, modern, modern technology, patch, pull, random, technology, teeth, tooth, wisdom, wisdom tooth

• That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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  2 months ago

  building, depressing, disappointment, humor, irony, moment, pull, sarcasm, work

• I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, behavior, bottle, enough, everyone, getting, humor, i, ibuprofen, medicine, painkiller, pull, rude, rude behavior, sharing, where

• Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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  2 months ago

  aliens, am, coming, door, Earth, everyday, frustration, going, humor, i, irony, misunderstanding, moon, people, pull, pushing, still, struggle

• If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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  2 months ago

  ambulance, childhood, cream, funny thought, humor, ice, ice cream truck, let, music, over, pass, passing, playful, playful question, pull, question, thought, truck

• I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily life, determination, drive, driveway, family, flipping, humor, i, life, patience, perseverance, pull, radio, radio station, relationship, station, stations, still, through, wife, wish

• Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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  2 months ago

  authentication, call, condom, humor, joke, protection, pull, pull out, safety, sex, still, two-factor, two-factor authentication, using

• I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, complicated, confusion, door, doors, everyday, everyday life, humor, i, irony, life, moment, pull, pull door, push, push door, relationship

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