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5 months ago
Share →: Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of digital procrastination reaching its peak! 🙈 It's like the ultimate showdown between intentions and the dreaded "X" button. Fear not, for in the vast ocean of the internet, tabs lost are tabs gained… eventually. Time to embark on another click-venture to find that elusive tab! 💻🔍 #TabHuntingAdventures
5 months ago
Share →: I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes. The special kind of boredom that only manifests when you're too bored to read for fun but not bored enough to do anything else productive. 📚😑 #BoredomStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Commentary:
"Oh, reading 20 books, huh? That’s cute. Try keeping up with my 50,000 tweets marathon! 📚🤳 Who needs novels when you have Twitter for instant literary gratification? 🐦😂"
5 months ago
Share →: If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Commentary:
"Instructions are like playlists— do men ever follow them fully? 🤷‍♂️ Honestly, women are more like a mystery novel with no spoilers! 📖🔍 #LostInTranslation"
5 months ago
Share →: Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Commentary:
"Looking for a Dorito fairy godmother to save my snacks and my pages from disaster 👸🏻🧀📚 But sorry weirdos, we have standards in this literary kingdom! 👑🚫"
5 months ago
Share →: A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Commentary:
"Reading that post is like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics while listening to Beethoven's symphony 🤔🎼📱 #LostInTranslation"
5 months ago
Share →: My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Commentary:
Ah, Twitter – the magical land of 🌈unicorns and 🌟rainbows, where facts are as solid as a marshmallow and kindness flows like a river of emojis. Remember, in this enchanted realm, even the trolls have hearts of gold! ✨💖🦄 #KeepingItRealOnTwitter
5 months ago
Share →: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Commentary:
"Lord, give me the serenity to accept the endless terms and conditions I blindly agree to, for they are as mysterious as my WiFi connection 🙏📄🚫 #TermsAndConditions #AcceptAndMoveOn"
5 months ago
Share →: So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a clever twist of fate! 😂 Who knew that all this time, Evian water was just "naive" spelled backwards? 💧💡 Looks like we've stumbled upon the secret of pricey bottled water – it's all in the name! 🤣 Remember, sometimes the most valuable insights come from simply looking at things from a different angle!
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Commentary:
"Who needs read receipts when you can keep your 'I didn't see your message' game strong? 🙈📵 Might as well maintain that aura of mystery and keep people guessing, am I right? 😉 #StealthyTexting"