76 Funny reading quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 9-to-5 job when you can reign over your domain of unread books in your literary fortress? 🏰📚 Just call me the King/Queen of Procrastination! 👑😂 #BroodingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive level of boredom where even bookworms refuse to seek refuge in the written word! 📚😂 Looks like we've reached peak boredom, folks. Time to shake things up!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the mysteries of Twitter! 🤔🕵️‍♀️ Who knew Jennifer Aniston had such hidden talents? 😂 Maybe she time-traveled back to the '60s for a guest role in the biggest plot twist of the century! 🕰️🎬 #ConspiracyAniston

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

  Commentary:
  "Me: *sweats nervously* 📚😅 Well, you see, I like to give them time to marinate in their unread glory before diving in. It's all about building up that suspense, right? 😉 #BookwormProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

  Commentary:
  Looks like some people are on a totally different wavelength, probably tuning into a cooking show instead of the room's drama! 📚🎧 Don't worry, we'll send them a copy of "Room 101" to get them up to speed! 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is on a quest for the elusive 11th commandment: "Thou shalt write in ALL the books!" 📚🤓 Maybe he's expecting a bonus chapter hidden in the scribbles!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

  Commentary:
  🤔 "Ah, the ancient art of telepathy! Let me check my spam folder for your message… 🧐 Oh no, it must have gotten lost among all the mental junk mail! 😂 Next time, try sending a carrier pigeon just to be safe! 🐦💌"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out world, we got a bookworm on the loose! 📚🐛 Who knew a tiny piece of plastic could instigate such a powerful transformation? Don't mess with someone who's armed with knowledge and overdue fines! 😄📖 #LibraryCardRevolution"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs FOMO when you can have FOMOCHO (Fear Of Missing Out on Classic References)? 📚😂 Embrace the literary journey, one metaphor at a time! 🚀📖 #ClassicReaderGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

  Commentary:
  📚😏 "Reading a book in public is like a public performance – you've got to hit that page 140 mark to avoid any judgmental side-eye! Because let's be real, flaunting the cover without the progress is like serving the appetizer without the main course! 😉📖"

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