54 Funny realize quotes

• 

  5 days ago

  Share →: You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

  Commentary:
  Time warp alert! 🕒 Who knew a minute could stretch longer than a yoga mat? 😂🧘‍♂️

• 

  5 days ago

  Share →: When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

  Commentary:
  Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓

• 

  1 week ago

  Share →: The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

  Commentary:
  "When you're baking emotional cookies and you finally realize the missing ingredient is PMS. 🍪🌀🤔 #MakesSenseNow"

• 

  1 week ago

  Share →: Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a clown car when you've got the office? 🤡🚗😂"

• 

  1 week ago

  Share →: It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "When your week is slow as a sloth, but you’re just hanging in there 😂🦥 #TimeIsAnIllusion"

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you meant 🍂 fall, not 'brace-for-impact' fall! 🌍😅 #Relief #SeasonsChange"

• 

  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Use the 'delay shipping' option on words! 🚚💨🤭"

• 

  4 weeks ago

  Share →: You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

  Commentary:
  "20 is the free trial version of adulthood that expires just when you start figuring it out! 🎉⏳😂"

• 

  1 month ago

  Share →: You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

  Commentary:
  "When a YouTube essay takes down your favorite movie, it's like finding out your pet goldfish has been running an underground gambling ring. 🎥😱🎣😂"

• 

  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

  Commentary:
  "Five-year plan? I'm more of a 'five-minute snack break' kind of planner! 📝😂🍕"

For even more funny realize quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny realize quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌