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Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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Just shared via Slack:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Shared recently on X:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Seen just now on Telegram:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Making waves on Threads:

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Just shared via Reddit:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Just shared via WeChat:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Breaking via Pinterest:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Making waves on Messenger:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

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92 shares on Twitch this month:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

32 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

34 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

71 shares on X this month:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

55 shares on Messenger this month:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

91 shares on Discord this month:

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

65 shares on YouTube this month:

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

99 shares on Slack this month:

In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Live now on Telegram:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Making waves on YouTube:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

Going bananas on Reddit:

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

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