Funny quotes relatable

90 Funny relatable quotes

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

4 days ago

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

3 weeks ago

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

4 weeks ago

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

1 month ago

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

1 month ago

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

1 month ago

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

1 month ago

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

1 month ago

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

1 month ago

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

1 month ago

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

1 month ago

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

1 month ago

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

2 months ago

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

2 months ago

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

2 months ago

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

2 months ago

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

2 months ago

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

2 months ago

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

2 months ago

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

3 months ago