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Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Spotted on X:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Going viral on WeChat:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Live now on Reddit:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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Funny relatable quotes are those laugh-out-loud gems that make you say, “OMG, that’s so me!” 😂🙋‍♀️ Whether it’s the daily struggles, awkward habits, or inner thoughts we all secretly share, these quotes remind us that we’re not alone — and that life’s funniest moments are usually the most relatable ones. Because if everyone’s doing it, we might as well laugh about it together! 😆💬🫶

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4 days ago
Share →: Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Commentary:
Trying to understand this conversation is like finding the unicorn of laundry skills! 🦄🧺😂
5 days ago
Share →: Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Commentary:
The real struggle is deciding whether to become a professional napper or a full-time snack enthusiast 🤔🛌🍟
5 days ago
Share →: No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

Commentary:
I thought growing up meant more freedom, not unlocking life like a 6-digit puzzle! 🔓🤔#AdultEscapeRoom
5 days ago
Share →: I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Commentary:
Adulting: when your spirit animal is a coffee cup and willpower is your superpower! ☕💪😴
5 days ago
Share →: The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Commentary:
Just when you think you're done, the pot's like, "Surprise! I'm the boss level of dishwashing!" 😅🍲🧼
5 days ago
Share →: That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Commentary:
The only superpower I have is the ability to time travel from Friday straight to Monday. 🦸‍♂️😅🌪️
5 days ago
Share →: I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Commentary:
Trying to stay calm while someone chews next to me is my new extreme sport 🤣🤯🍽️
5 days ago
Share →: Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Commentary:
Same outfit, same meal, same movie? You're just living that Groundhog Day life. 🧥🍕📺
6 days ago
Share →: How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Commentary:
Me trying to get out of bed is like a sloth attempting a sprint 🛌🏃‍♂️💤
7 days ago
Share →: Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! 😴📱📚

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Shared recently on X:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Going viral on Threads:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Spotted on Slack:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Making waves on X:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Shared recently on Discord:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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