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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

3 months ago

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

3 months ago

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

3 months ago

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

3 months ago

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

3 months ago

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

3 months ago

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

3 months ago

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

3 months ago

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

3 months ago

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

3 months ago

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

3 months ago

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

3 months ago

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

3 months ago

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

3 months ago

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

3 months ago

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

3 months ago

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

3 months ago

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

3 months ago

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

3 months ago

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

3 months ago