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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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Making waves on Messenger:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Seen just now on Discord:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Spotted on Discord:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Spotted on Telegram:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Just shared via Threads:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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Share →: Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic progression of a night out: from admiring art to considering alternate modes of transportation! 🍸🍸🍸🛹 Who needs a taxi when you've got liquid courage and a skateboard waiting for you outside? Just be sure to wear a helmet – safety first, folks! 😄 #SkateboardRide #TipsyThoughts"
6 months ago
Share →: Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Commentary:
"Who knew elevator rides could be such an epic saga in the movies? 🎥😄 You're just waiting to get to the next floor, not fighting off aliens and having heartfelt confessions! 🤣👽 #MovieMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Commentary:
"Who needs brakes when your swag is on autopilot mode? 😎🚫⛔️ Ride on, fearless Heelys enthusiast, ride on! 🛹 #Swagalicious"

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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Trending via TikTok:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Seen just now on X:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Breaking via Discord:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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