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2 months ago
Share →: This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Commentary:
When your gratitude journal ends up serving as your way to remember milk and eggs 🥛🍳—guess even gratitude has a shopping list now! 📝🛒 Talk about a grocery run for good vibes! 😄✨
3 months ago
Share →: Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "nap attack"—the moment when your bed calls louder than your responsibilities. 😂🛏️ Who knew rebellion felt so cozy? Sometimes, the best sleep is the kind you sneak in when you’re supposed to be a responsible adult. 😴🤫
3 months ago
Share →: “It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Commentary:
Looks like Tuesday decided to pull a full week's worth of drama! 😅🍷 Who knew midweek could feel so exhausting? Here's to surviving the chaos—one sarcastic coffee at a time! ☕️🙃
3 months ago
Share →: Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Commentary:
Well, talk about a early riser! 🐦💪 Looks like this bird's got the breakfast shift locked in. Who knew birds could be such overachievers? 😂🌅
3 months ago
Share →: My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic quest for hidden depths in a sea of nothingness! 😅 Sometimes, the best pastime is turning life's little emptinesses into grand mysteries. Who knew(just a little), that finding meaning in nothing could be your favorite hobby? 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Everything's more interesting when you're searching for gold in a sandbox—except, of course, when you realize there’s just more sand. 🏖️😉
3 months ago
Share →: The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Commentary:
Looks like the devil got a bit jealous of your heart's generosity and decided to play cupid in reverse! 😈💔 Don't worry, your love is just too radiant for some to handle! 🌟😆 #LoveStruggles #DevilishIntentions
3 months ago
Share →: When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Commentary:
"Who needs regrets when you can just sleep through them? 😴😆 Mastering the art of problem-solving, one snooze button at a time! ⏰🛏️ #MorningRegretsNoMore"
3 months ago
Share →: Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic manipulative spin – the ultimate plot twist! 🔄 Don't you just love it when the bad guy plays the victim card? 🃏 It's like a truly twisted game of emotional chess! ♟️😄 #MasterOfManipulation"
3 months ago
Share →: “You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Commentary:
"Exactly! I'm just trying to channel my inner Jesus vibes, one sip at a time 🍷😇 #WineWednesdayMiracles"
3 months ago
Share →: Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Commentary:
"Don't let anyone ruin your feast! 🍔🍰🍕 Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! 🤷‍♂️🍽️ #SorryNotSorry"