346 Funny say quotes

• Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

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  bit, gender, gender role, guy, humor, just, little, male, metrosexual, performative, performative male, rebrand, role, say, sexuality, slang, stereotype, straight, straight guy

• If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

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  anything, communication, criticism, humor, media, negativity, nice, online, sarcasm, say, sign, social, social media, Twitter

• There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

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  advice, book, books, collection, friendship, humor, life, people, reading, say, too

• One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

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  daughter, day, family, got, humor, husband, i, know-it-all, parenting, personality, personality traits, Sassy, say, traits, wait

• Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

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  being, bi, bisexual, both, bruh, expression, humor, identity, means, reaction, say, slang, yay

• When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

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  age, age gap, communication, dumb, gap, happiness, happy, humor, means, misunderstanding, old, old person, people, person, pretty, say, slang

• When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

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  again, attitude, breakup, communication, conversation, going, gratitude, humor, i, interaction, me, never, relationship, response, right, sarcasm, say, social, social interaction, someone, talk, thank, thing

• The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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  aging, attitude, decision, easier, exit, exit strategy, humor, i, maturity, me, older, say, situation, strategy

• You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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  bad, bad guy, comedian, double, double standard, free, good, guy, hear, humor, i, money, offensive, pay, say, something, standard

• I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

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  anyone, anything, communication, emoji, expression, humor, interaction, introvert, pretty, say, social, social interaction, sure, technology

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