Funny scent quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

  Commentary:
  "Vanilla perfumes are the ultimate scent-sational experience! 🍦✨ It's like channeling your inner bakery vibes wherever you go. Just remember, you're the sweet treat everyone wants a piece of! 😉🍰 #BakeryBoss"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

  Commentary:
  "Old Spice: when you want to smell like a rugged lumberjack but end up smelling like your grandpa's basement 😂🌲 #NotSoSpicy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the lengths kids will go to for a dare! 🙈 Looks like your son has become a walking advertisement for Axe now – talk about fresh breath and a strong scent game! Maybe he's onto a new trend in dental hygiene? Don't forget to sniff-test the next time he opens his mouth! 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical allure of a new deodorant scent! 💫✨ Just think of it as a mysterious, seductive companion accompanying you on your daily adventures. 😏 Who says romance is dead when you've got a sexy stranger lurking in your armpits! 🕵️‍♂️💃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

  Commentary:
  Who needs pheromones when the irresistible aroma of barbecue is wafting through the air, beckoning us all like a sizzling siren song 🍖🔥 Whether you're drawn in by the smoky allure of ribs on the grill or the tantalizing scent of burgers charbroiling, one thing's for sure – BBQ always knows how to flirt with our senses! 😋 #GrillAndChill

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for small mercies! 📱🙊 I guess some things are best left unseen… and unsmelled! 😂 #NoSmelfiesPlease"

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