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Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Avocado is just green butter.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,363

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Jan 2, 2026

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Just landed via Threads:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Going bananas on Twitch:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Making waves on Twitch:

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Spotted on Reddit:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Making waves on Facebook:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Just shared via TikTok:

My recliner and I go way back.

Going bananas on X:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

14 Funny scent quotes

Funny scent quotes bring a whiff of laughter to your day! 😄💨 Whether it’s about quirky perfumes, unexpected odors, or the magic of smell memories, these playful lines will tickle your nose and your funny bone. 🌸👃 Get ready to sniff out some humor and share a giggle with every fragrant phrase! 😂✨

New funny scent quotes 👇

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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2 months ago

body, corporate, expensive, feels, fragrance, full, humor, office, perfume, scent, setting, should, under, waste, weight, work
Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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2 months ago

attraction, communication, dating, factor, humor, important, interaction, love, online, online dating, online interaction, relationship, scent, stupid
I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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2 months ago

app, fragrance, humor, i, music, music app, perfume, scent, Shazam, technology, wish
Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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2 months ago

bakery, experience, food, humor, nice, perfume, scent, vanilla, walking
Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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2 months ago

fragrance, humor, irony, old, Old Spice, scent, smell, something, sound, spice
Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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2 months ago

accessory, canary, exaggeration, fragrance, humor, invisible, invisible accessory, kill, perfume, room, scent
On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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2 months ago

Axe, dare, deodorant, humor, mishap, mouth, parenting, scent, son
Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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2 months ago

anytime, around, care, confidence, day, deodorant, following, humor, i, me, personal, personal care, scent, sexy, stranger, switch
Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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2 months ago

always, attractive, barbecue, cooking, dating, food, forget, humor, pheromones, scent, smells
It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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2 months ago

good, humor, i, joke, media, never, offense, phone, phones, scent, sight, smelfie, social, social media, sound, thing, want

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42 shares on Discord this month:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

17 shares on Slack this month:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

23 shares on X this month:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

45 shares on X this month:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

69 shares on Threads this month:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Making waves on Twitch:

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Just landed via Threads:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

Seen just now on Slack:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Just shared via Snapchat:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Spotted on Instagram:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Trending via Reddit:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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