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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.
2 months ago
Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.
3 months ago
Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.
3 months ago
On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.
3 months ago
Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.
3 months ago
Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.
3 months ago
It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!
3 months ago