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Funny scent quotes bring a whiff of laughter to your day! 😄💨 Whether it’s about quirky perfumes, unexpected odors, or the magic of smell memories, these playful lines will tickle your nose and your funny bone. 🌸👃 Get ready to sniff out some humor and share a giggle with every fragrant phrase! 😂✨

New funny scent quotes 👇

44 minutes ago
Share →: Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

Commentary:
Totally agree! Could you imagine using fine wine for a water cooler refill? 🍷🚫🖇️
9 hours ago
Share →: Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Commentary:
Guess I'll just have to start mailing my cologne samples with my profile now 😂💌 #SmellYaLater
1 week ago
Share →: I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Commentary:
Nose detective mode activated! 🔍👃😂
5 months ago
Share →: Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Commentary:
"Vanilla perfumes are the ultimate scent-sational experience! 🍦✨ It's like channeling your inner bakery vibes wherever you go. Just remember, you're the sweet treat everyone wants a piece of! 😉🍰 #BakeryBoss"
6 months ago
Share →: Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Commentary:
"Old Spice: when you want to smell like a rugged lumberjack but end up smelling like your grandpa's basement 😂🌲 #NotSoSpicy"
6 months ago
Share →: Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Commentary:
"Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀"
6 months ago
Share →: On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the lengths kids will go to for a dare! 🙈 Looks like your son has become a walking advertisement for Axe now – talk about fresh breath and a strong scent game! Maybe he's onto a new trend in dental hygiene? Don't forget to sniff-test the next time he opens his mouth! 😂
6 months ago
Share →: Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical allure of a new deodorant scent! 💫✨ Just think of it as a mysterious, seductive companion accompanying you on your daily adventures. 😏 Who says romance is dead when you've got a sexy stranger lurking in your armpits! 🕵️‍♂️💃"
6 months ago
Share →: Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Commentary:
Who needs pheromones when the irresistible aroma of barbecue is wafting through the air, beckoning us all like a sizzling siren song 🍖🔥 Whether you're drawn in by the smoky allure of ribs on the grill or the tantalizing scent of burgers charbroiling, one thing's for sure – BBQ always knows how to flirt with our senses! 😋 #GrillAndChill
6 months ago
Share →: It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Commentary:
"Thank goodness for small mercies! 📱🙊 I guess some things are best left unseen… and unsmelled! 😂 #NoSmelfiesPlease"