Funny scent quotes

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It's like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

Old Spice doesn't sound like something you wanna smell.

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025