Funny quotes scream

24 Funny scream quotes

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

5 days ago

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

2 weeks ago

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

4 weeks ago

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

4 weeks ago

The void screams into me.

3 months ago

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

3 months ago

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

3 months ago

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

3 months ago

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

3 months ago

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

3 months ago

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

3 months ago

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

3 months ago

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

3 months ago

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

3 months ago

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

3 months ago

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

3 months ago

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

3 months ago

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

3 months ago

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

3 months ago

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

3 months ago