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Funny scream quotes 🤣 are the perfect way to add a dash of humor to any situation where you’re about to lose it 😱! Whether you’re dealing with a pesky fly 🪰 or navigating a meeting that could’ve been an email 📧, these hilarious tidbits will have you laughing out loud. Ready for a delightful dive into the world of comedic chaos? Let’s scream and giggle together 🤪!

New funny scream quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Commentary:
"Feeling those rooster vibes more and more each morning! 🐔☀️ #WhyDidIGetOutOfBed"
2 weeks ago
Share →: The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Commentary:
“Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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Commentary:
"Finally, a summer fitness plan that matches my energy level! 🗣️😂🌞"
2 months ago
Share →: I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Commentary:
"Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. 🙃🎉😱"
3 months ago
Share →: I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Commentary:
Well, who wouldn't scream if they were suddenly plucked from their cozy nest and expected to lay an egg every day? 🐔🥚 Maybe they're just trying to get their morning squawk-ee in! 🤪 #ChickensBeforeCoffee
3 months ago
Share →: Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Commentary:
Oh, the good ol' days when computers were drama queens! 😂🖥️ Ignoring their cries for help paved the way for the internet to take over our lives. A cautionary tale of technological rebellion that we should've listened to! 🚫🌐
3 months ago
Share →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Commentary:
"Who says therapy has to be expensive? Just head to the nearest empty field and let it all out! 🌾🗣️ Don't worry, the cows won't judge. 😂 #ReleaseTheKraken"
3 months ago
Share →: I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Commentary:
🐓 Rise and shine like a rooster they said, but they forgot to mention the screaming part! 😂 Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a good old-fashioned wake-up call from your inner rooster? Just remember to save the wandering around for after you've had your morning brew! ☕ #MorningRoutineGoals
4 months ago
Share →: When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Commentary:
"Ah, the trusty memory foam, the unofficial therapist of the bedroom – always there to absorb your hidden screams and never letting you forget that embarrassing moment from 5 years ago 🛌🗣️🤫"
5 months ago
Share →: The void screams into me.

Commentary:
Wow, sounds like the void needs a good therapist! 👻😂 But hey, at least it's expressing itself, right? Maybe a little scream therapy could do the trick! 😅 #EmoVoid #ScreamQueens