27 Funny scream quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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  Commentary:
  "Finally, a summer fitness plan that matches my energy level! 🗣️😂🌞"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. 🙃🎉😱"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

  Commentary:
  Well, who wouldn't scream if they were suddenly plucked from their cozy nest and expected to lay an egg every day? 🐔🥚 Maybe they're just trying to get their morning squawk-ee in! 🤪 #ChickensBeforeCoffee

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the good ol' days when computers were drama queens! 😂🖥️ Ignoring their cries for help paved the way for the internet to take over our lives. A cautionary tale of technological rebellion that we should've listened to! 🚫🌐

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

  Commentary:
  "Who says therapy has to be expensive? Just head to the nearest empty field and let it all out! 🌾🗣️ Don't worry, the cows won't judge. 😂 #ReleaseTheKraken"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

  Commentary:
  🐓 Rise and shine like a rooster they said, but they forgot to mention the screaming part! 😂 Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a good old-fashioned wake-up call from your inner rooster? Just remember to save the wandering around for after you've had your morning brew! ☕ #MorningRoutineGoals

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the trusty memory foam, the unofficial therapist of the bedroom – always there to absorb your hidden screams and never letting you forget that embarrassing moment from 5 years ago 🛌🗣️🤫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The void screams into me.

  Commentary:
  Wow, sounds like the void needs a good therapist! 👻😂 But hey, at least it's expressing itself, right? Maybe a little scream therapy could do the trick! 😅 #EmoVoid #ScreamQueens

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a rebel with a decibel! 🎉 Why settle for a kiss when you can make a scream that’ll echo into the New Year? 🗣️ Better warn the neighbors, your energy is contagious! 😂 #NewYearsEveVibes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, the sound of millions of content creators collectively lamenting the absence of their beloved ChatGPT is echoing through the digital realm right now! 🤖😱 Don't worry, folks, ChatGPT will be back to reign supreme in no time, restoring balance to the content creation universe. Just hold tight and maybe try yelling into the void for catharsis in the meantime! 🌌🗣️ #ContentCreatorsGoneWild

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