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18 Funny screen quotes

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

5 days ago

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

2 weeks ago

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

3 months ago

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

3 months ago

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

3 months ago

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

3 months ago

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

3 months ago

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

3 months ago

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

3 months ago

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

3 months ago

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

3 months ago

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

3 months ago

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

3 months ago

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

3 months ago

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

3 months ago

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

3 months ago

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

3 months ago

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

3 months ago