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Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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2085 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,247

Funny Quotes Topics

14,989

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12,247

4 minutes ago

3,455

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Spotted on Instagram:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Just shared via Reddit:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Just shared via Facebook:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Just landed via Discord:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Live now on WhatsApp:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Spotted on Facebook:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Spotted on Messenger:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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30 Funny screen quotes

Funny screen quotes 😂 are like little bursts of joy on your devices! They sneak in during movies 🎬, TV shows 📺, or even video games 🎮 to surprise you with laughter and wit. Perfect for sharing a giggle with friends or lifting your spirits on a dreary day, these memorable one-liners and zingers add a sprinkle of humor to everyday life. Ready to brighten up your screen time? Dive into the delightful world of funny screen quotes! 😄

New funny screen quotes 👇

7 hours ago
Share →: Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Commentary:
Trying to win the gold medal in couch athletics with my remote and popcorn 🍿🏆📺
15 hours ago
Share →: Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

Commentary:
Playing "Who's that?" with Tom Cruise is like asking "Is water wet?" 🤔🎬
1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Commentary:
"Finally found my life's calling: Professional Screen Tapper! 😜📱✨"
2 months ago
Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Commentary:
"Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"
2 months ago
Share →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Commentary:
"When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦‍♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife"
2 months ago
Share →: You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Commentary:
"When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"
2 months ago
Share →: Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Commentary:
"Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering"
2 months ago
Share →: Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Commentary:
Haha, same! My phone’s basically the director of my life now 🎬📱😂!
2 months ago
Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"
2 months ago
Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Commentary:
"Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

Seen just now on Slack:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Spotted on X:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Trending via Messenger:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Reported on Threads:

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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