28 Funny screen quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦‍♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

  Commentary:
  "When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

  Commentary:
  "Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

  Commentary:
  Haha, same! My phone’s basically the director of my life now 🎬📱😂!

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

  Commentary:
  "When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

  Commentary:
  "Plot Twist: Every time Prejudice appears, just yell 'I object!' like you're at a wedding! 🎩😂📖"

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