41 Funny screen quotes

• I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

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  4 weeks ago

  computer, digital, digital life, humor, irony, life, looking, multitasking, phone, phone time, screen, screen time, technology, time

• People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

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  4 weeks ago

  6, daily, daily routine, day, entertainment, every, habit, hours, humor, irony, movie, people, phone, phones, routine, screen, screen time, scroll, time, watch, watching, watching habit, wonder

• To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

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  4 weeks ago

  beautiful, dating, entertainment, happiness, happy, humor, man, need, relationship, replace, screen, screen time, simply, time, woman, women

• The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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  4 weeks ago

  benevolent, computer, evil, humor, less, most, phone, screen, technology, TV

• Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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  4 weeks ago

  balance, humor, juggling, multitasking, Olympics, screen, screen time, technology, time

• Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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  4 weeks ago

  actor, asking, cruise, feel, feeling, film, guy, humor, just, movie, question, screen, something, tom, Tom Cruise

• Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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  4 weeks ago

  being, day, destiny, digital, digital life, humor, life, modern, modern life, phone, screen, screen time, sometimes, technology, time

• You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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  4 weeks ago

  5, digital, digital etiquette, etiquette, home, humor, meeting, microsoft, Microsoft Teams, mouse, moving, never, office, online, online meeting, productivity, remote, remote work, say, screen, screen time, seconds, stop, Teams, time, virtual, virtual office, work, work from home, work humor

• Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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  4 weeks ago

  couch, day, day off, home, humor, i, leisure, procrastination, relaxation, screen, sit, stare, staycation, thinking, TV, wait, while, work

• You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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  4 weeks ago

  better, flirting, humor, i, joke, kissing, photos, pics, playful, screen, send, texting

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