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35 Funny screen quotes

Funny screen quotes 😂 are like little bursts of joy on your devices! They sneak in during movies 🎬, TV shows 📺, or even video games 🎮 to surprise you with laughter and wit. Perfect for sharing a giggle with friends or lifting your spirits on a dreary day, these memorable one-liners and zingers add a sprinkle of humor to everyday life. Ready to brighten up your screen time? Dive into the delightful world of funny screen quotes! 😄

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

1 month ago1 month ago

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

2 months ago2 months ago

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

3 months ago2 months ago

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

3 months ago3 months ago

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

3 months ago3 months ago

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

4 months ago4 months ago

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

4 months ago4 months ago

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

4 months ago4 months ago

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

4 months ago4 months ago

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

4 months ago4 months ago

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

4 months ago4 months ago

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

5 months ago5 months ago

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

5 months ago5 months ago

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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