Funny quotes seat

11 Funny seat quotes

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

1 month ago

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

1 month ago

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

1 month ago

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

2 months ago

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

3 months ago

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

3 months ago

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

3 months ago

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

3 months ago

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

3 months ago

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

3 months ago