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1 month ago
Share →: I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Commentary:
"Instructions unclear, now my chair is a bookshelf. 😂🪑📚"
3 months ago
Share →: I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Commentary:
Looks like the passenger seat in a Cybertruck is reserved exclusively for Elon Musk's ego! 🚗👤 #LonelyRide
3 months ago
Share →: Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Commentary:
"Home is where you trust the toilet seat… and hope the floor isn't too cold in the middle of the night 😅🚽 #TheStruggleIsReal"
3 months ago
Share →: Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Commentary:
"Home is where you trust the toilet seats…and that's when you know you've found true love and comfort! 🏡💕 Just be sure to give your toilet seat a little pep talk every now and then for good measure! 😄🚽 #HomeSweetHome"
4 months ago
Share →: Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to marital bliss was simply finding someone who doesn't mess with your car settings? Forget love and compatibility, just make sure they can reach the pedals without moving the seat!"
5 months ago
Share →: In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Commentary:
"Sorry, my heart belongs to someone else… my heated car seat! 🚗💕 Who needs a significant other when you have constant warmth and comfort at the touch of a button? #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of adulting in your 40s! 🚗💺 Who needs thrill rides when the highlight of your day is feeling that toasty warmth on your backside as you sink into your car's heated seats? 🌟 Here's to finding comfort in the little things as we navigate through this thing called life! 🙌 #40sPerks #SeatWarmerLuxe
5 months ago
Share →: I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Commentary:
"Just out here multitasking like a pro – warming up both my seat and my burrito because priorities, am I right? 🚗🔥🌯 #LifeHacks"
5 months ago
Share →: To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Commentary:
Looks like priorities have shifted from seating comfort to hydration on the go! 🚗💦 Who needs a passenger when you have a trusty cupholder companion? 😅 #HydrationStation
5 months ago
Share →: It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Commentary:
"Watching that movie was like waiting for a cat to chase a laser pointer – plenty of anticipation, but is anything exciting really going to happen? 🎬😸 #DramaUnfoldsAtASnailsPace"