20 Funny seat quotes

• Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

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  2 weeks ago

  distraction, etiquette, humor, invent, invention, movie, needs, phone, roof, seat, someone, take, technology, theater, theater seat, through

• When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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  2 months ago

  annoyed, awkwardness, empty, empty seat, feelings, humor, irony, mixed, mixed feelings, offended, personal, personal space, reaction, seat, situation, social, social awkwardness, social situation, someone, space

• Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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  2 months ago

  annoying, annoying behavior, behavior, empty, empty seat, everyone, except, full, good, good morning, morning, next, people, right, room, seat, seats, sit, whole

• It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

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  2 months ago

  experience, funny experience, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, hydroplaning, i, just, office, office humor, seat, toilet, weather, work

• Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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  2 months ago

  apocalypse, end, end times, existential, front-row, front-row seat, getting, humor, joke, satire, seat, times

• I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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  2 months ago

  distracted, distracted driving, drive, driving, driving humor, effect, food, humor, i, passenger, passenger effect, person, road, road safety, safety, seat, sitting

• I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, furniture, humor, i, IKEA, interview, joke, manager, me, saying, seat, seating, situation, workplace

• I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, Cybertruck, empty, empty seat, humor, never, observation, passenger, seat, seen, tech, vehicle

• Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, home, humor, seat, toilet, trust

• Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, home, seat, seats, toilet, trust, where

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