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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

To accommodate the size of my wife's new water bottle, we've replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025