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211 Funny self-awareness quotes

Funny self-awareness quotes highlight the hilarious moments when we realize just how weird we can be! 🤔😂 Whether it’s recognizing your quirks, overthinking every little thing, or realizing you’re the drama in your own life, these quotes remind us that embracing our flaws is way more fun than pretending they don’t exist. Sometimes, the funniest moments are when we just get ourselves! 😆💡🎭

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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