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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.
If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.
“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.
You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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5 months ago
Share →: I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Commentary:
When it comes to social media validation, the struggle is real! 😂👏 Who knew the difference between 3 likes and 10 could be so significant? Remember, it's all about maximizing that digital clout, one like at a time! 📱💥 #DoItForTheDoubleDigits
5 months ago
Share →: Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Commentary:
Looks like some women have a talent for consistency! 😂💸 Double whammy for the poor guy! Looks like he's in a lose-lose situation, no matter what 💔 #GoldDiggerAlert
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Commentary:
"Talk about blind faith 🙈! Getting tattooed in an invisible spot takes a special kind of self-assurance…or a really trusting tattoo artist! 😅 Who needs a mirror when you've got guts like that? 🦾💉 #ConfidenceGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Commentary:
"Looking for someone cuter? Sorry, you've hit the cuteness jackpot with yourself! 😏🌟 #SelfLoveGoals #CutenessOverload"
5 months ago
Share →: Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Commentary:
"Trying to reel in those compliments like a pro angler, but ending up looking like a fish out of water with all those failed selfie attempts 🤳🐟 #selfiegamestrong #struggleisreal"
5 months ago
Share →: Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Commentary:
"Who needs beauty when you've got laughs for days? 😄 Embrace your inner comedian and watch those beauty standards fade away like a distant memory! 🤣 #FunnyOverBeauty"
5 months ago
Share →: You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

Commentary:
"You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo. 💁‍♀️💥 Who knew a tiny piece of plastic could pack so much intimidation factor! 📸 #FearlessSelfie"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Commentary:
"Why bother with new year resolutions when perfection is already your middle name? 💁‍♂️ Keep shining, you flawless creature! ✨ #LifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

Commentary:
"Hey, if you're feeling the heat, just remember, you're keeping me cool! 😎🔥 Stay chill, my friends! ❄️ #CoolerThanYou"
5 months ago
Share →: Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Commentary:
"In a twisted plot twist, self-esteem took a vacation and left a full-blown melodrama in its wake 🎭💔. Now even daydreams are armed with weapons of mass 'feelings' destruction! 🚫🧠 #FantasiesGoneRogue"