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3 weeks ago
Share →: That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Commentary:
"When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' 😂🙈🍻"
1 month ago
Share →: “You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Commentary:
"When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic dilemma of wanting serenity but being stuck with a chatty brain 🧠💬. It's like trying to negotiate a peace treaty between your eyelids and your thoughts! 😅 Maybe your brain just needs a lullaby or a good pun to finally shut up and let you catch some Z's. 😴✨
3 months ago
Share →: People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Commentary:
"Talking to yourself is just having a productive brainstorming session with the smartest person you know: yourself! 🧠💬 Embrace the weirdness and let the conversations flow… just be sure to do it in private to avoid any concerned looks from strangers! 🤪😄 #SelfTalkChampion"
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Commentary:
"When your inner drunk advisor gives you advice, you know it's time to pour another drink 🥃🤔 #CheersToQuestionableWisdom"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Commentary:
"Reminder: Positive self-talk includes a healthy dose of delusion 😄🤥 Embrace those self-affirming fibs with gusto! Just don't believe them too much! 😉 #selfdeceptiongoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between optimism and anxiety – it's like a never-ending debate between a carefree surfer and a cautious meteorologist. In this case, it seems Anxiety always has a well-prepared rebuttal ready to rain on Me's parade. It's like a comedy duo where Anxiety is the straight-faced realist and Me is the eternal optimist, setting the stage for some truly unexpected plot twists. Who knew that asking 'what can possibly go wrong' would end up being
4 months ago
Share →: “I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic soundtrack of aging – the sweet serenade of popping knees harmonizing with the symphony of cracking joints 🎶💃🕺 Stay young at heart, even if your body disagrees 😉👵 #ForeverYoungButWithPoppingKnees"
4 months ago
Share →: Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Commentary:
"Twitter: Where you can have deep conversations with yourself and occasionally get interrupted by strangers 🐦🗣️ #TalkingToMyself #TwitterLife"
4 months ago
Share →: If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Commentary:
"Need a secluded space to have those deep conversations with your inner voice? Slide into my DMs! 🤫💬 Who needs privacy when you have a direct messaging channel, right? 😂💌"