20 Funny self-talk quotes

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I'm glad you asked.

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

Shut up brain, I wasn't even talking to me.

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Insulting me won't work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that's what I tell myself.

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025