27 Funny self-talk quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

  Commentary:
  When the therapist in your head charges by the hour, so you schedule sessions during meetings 🤔🧠💸

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

  Commentary:
  Me in therapy: "Guess what, I adulted today!" 😂💪 #AchievementUnlocked 🏆✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

  Commentary:
  Can't blame the Wi-Fi for my brain's 24/7 chatroom! 🤯🗯️😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

  Commentary:
  "When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' 😂🙈🍻"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

  Commentary:
  "When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic dilemma of wanting serenity but being stuck with a chatty brain 🧠💬. It's like trying to negotiate a peace treaty between your eyelids and your thoughts! 😅 Maybe your brain just needs a lullaby or a good pun to finally shut up and let you catch some Z's. 😴✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

  Commentary:
  "Talking to yourself is just having a productive brainstorming session with the smartest person you know: yourself! 🧠💬 Embrace the weirdness and let the conversations flow… just be sure to do it in private to avoid any concerned looks from strangers! 🤪😄 #SelfTalkChampion"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

  Commentary:
  "When your inner drunk advisor gives you advice, you know it's time to pour another drink 🥃🤔 #CheersToQuestionableWisdom"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

  Commentary:
  "Reminder: Positive self-talk includes a healthy dose of delusion 😄🤥 Embrace those self-affirming fibs with gusto! Just don't believe them too much! 😉 #selfdeceptiongoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between optimism and anxiety – it's like a never-ending debate between a carefree surfer and a cautious meteorologist. In this case, it seems Anxiety always has a well-prepared rebuttal ready to rain on Me's parade. It's like a comedy duo where Anxiety is the straight-faced realist and Me is the eternal optimist, setting the stage for some truly unexpected plot twists. Who knew that asking 'what can possibly go wrong' would end up being

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