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32 Funny self-talk quotes

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Posted on2 months ago1 month ago

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

β€œYou like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Posted on4 months ago

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Posted on6 months ago

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

β€œI’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Posted onFeb 16, 2025Feb 16, 2025

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Posted onFeb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

β€œStill gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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