Funny quotes self-talk

22 Funny self-talk quotes

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

6 days ago

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

4 weeks ago

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

1 month ago

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

2 months ago

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

2 months ago

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

2 months ago

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

2 months ago

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

2 months ago

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

2 months ago

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

3 months ago

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

3 months ago

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

3 months ago

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

3 months ago

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

3 months ago

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

3 months ago

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

3 months ago

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

3 months ago

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

3 months ago

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

3 months ago

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

3 months ago

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

3 months ago

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

3 months ago