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21 Funny sharing quotes

Funny sharing quotes bring a burst of laughter and joy to everyday moments 🤣✨ Whether you’re sharing snacks, secrets, or silly stories, these witty lines remind us that sharing is not only caring but also hilarious! 😂💬 Ready to spread some giggles and good vibes? Let’s dive into the funniest ways to celebrate the art of sharing with a smile! 😄🙌

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Posted onFeb 12, 2025Feb 12, 2025

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Posted onJan 25, 2025

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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