Funny quotes sharing

Funny sharing quotes

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

2 months ago

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

3 months ago

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

3 months ago

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

3 months ago

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

3 months ago

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

3 months ago

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

3 months ago

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

3 months ago

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

3 months ago

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

3 months ago