17 Funny sharing quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

  Commentary:
  When your "Hey" really means "fry-napping in progress" 🍟😂

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

  Commentary:
  Who knew ibuprofen would become the new party favor? 🎉🥳🤕

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

  Commentary:
  Still buffering in the morning like a Wi-Fi connection in the basement 😂📱🌛

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

  Commentary:
  "Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁‍♀️😂✨"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

  Commentary:
  "Stealing my post? I guess my sense of humor is now considered charity work! 😂📦"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's what I call a 'dad-tastic' growth strategy! 😂📈 #PunIntended #DadJokeMagic"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

  Commentary:
  "Greedy people are like black holes—no matter how much you throw in, it's never enough! 🌌😂 #GreedyGalaxies"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

  Commentary:
  "Without social media, I might as well start a psychic hotline to guess what my friends had for dinner 🍔🍕🌮 #MissingOutOnTheFeast #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

  Commentary:
  🤣😂 "When a package declares it's 'sharing size', just remember – it's like a wink from the snack gods, not a set rule! They can't send a snack police 🚔 to your door for enjoying all that goodness solo. Embrace the freedom, my friends!" 😜🍫 #SnackRulesAreMeantToBeBroken

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

  Commentary:
  🤳 "I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you're welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁‍♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame"

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