Funny sharing quotes

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

Remember, when a package says "sharing size", that's just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren't they hungry?

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

The food hits different when it ain't yours.

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025