26 Funny sharing quotes

• Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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  3 weeks ago

  bros., buy, buyout, cash, corporate, corporate buyout, enough, entertainment, family, irony, mom, Netflix, password, password sharing, passwords, poor, service, shared, sharing, streaming, streaming service, warner, Warner Bros.

• People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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  3 weeks ago

  food, give, humor, importance, important, me, people, pickle, sharing

• People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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  3 weeks ago

  baby, humor, irony, media, nobody, people, picture, post, sharing, social, social media, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, wrapped

• Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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  1 month ago

  back, call, childhood, Facetime, family, humiliating, humiliation, i, me, nephew, relationship, sharing, show, sibling, sibling relationship, technology, toy, toys, video, video call

• Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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  2 months ago

  food, fry, humor, intention, joke, making, sharing

• I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, behavior, bottle, enough, everyone, getting, humor, i, ibuprofen, medicine, painkiller, pull, rude, rude behavior, sharing, where

• Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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  2 months ago

  am, call, early, early hour, hour, humor, just, mean, media, morning, phone, posts, privacy, routine, sarcasm, sharing, social, social media, wake, wake up

• Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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  2 months ago

  brush, daily, daily routine, face, forget, hair, humor, hygiene, media, posts, routine, self-care, share, sharing, social, social media, teeth

• If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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  2 months ago

  empathy, humor, need, perspective, post, posts, sharing, stole, theft

• Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, dad, dad joke, ever, followers, growth, humor, i, joke, jokes, media, sharing, size, social, social media

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