35 Funny star quotes

Funny star quotes 🌟 bring a cosmic twist to your day with humor that’s out of this world 🚀! Whether you’re stargazing or just starstruck, these witty lines shine bright and spark laughter 🌠. Perfect for lightening the mood or adding a little sparkle ✨ to your feed, dive into some stellar fun that’s guaranteed to make you smile! 😄🌌

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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Counting stars definitely beats counting sheep! 🌟😴✨

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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Mondays require Jedi-level patience and a lightsaber for PowerPoint presentations! ⚔️😅

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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Looks like I could use a GPS with the Force to navigate rush hour! 😂🚦✨

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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Looks like someone needs a lesson in aim… 😂🎯 #StormtrooperFails

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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"Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️"

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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"Just waiting for one of them to say, 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' 🤖✨🚀"

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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"NASA called—they want their star back! 🚀✨ #OutOfThisWorld"

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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Well, maybe it's because Pete Davidson's humor is scripted for the big screen, while your whining is more of a live, uncut performance… But hey, who knows, maybe a little less whine and a little more comedy could be the winning ticket to your own Hollywood romance!

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