Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Dec 27, 2025

3,636

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Trending via Threads:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Seen just now on Discord:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Making waves on Twitch:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Spotted on Twitch:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Making waves on Telegram:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Shared recently on TikTok:

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Live now on Slack:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Spotted on YouTube:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

Home » Funny Star Quotes

37 Funny star quotes

Funny star quotes 🌟 bring a cosmic twist to your day with humor that’s out of this world 🚀! Whether you’re stargazing or just starstruck, these witty lines shine bright and spark laughter 🌠. Perfect for lightening the mood or adding a little sparkle ✨ to your feed, dive into some stellar fun that’s guaranteed to make you smile! 😄🌌

New funny star quotes 👇

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

0

3 weeks ago

beef, celebrity, conflict, government, humor, lost, media, online, online beef, politics, pop, pop star, social, social media, star
I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

0

3 weeks ago

humor, i, joke, kill, kindness, lightsaber, pun, star, Star Wars, understand, wars
Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

0

1 month ago

activity, care, lounging, outdoor, outdoor activity, relaxation, self, self-care, star, stars, therapy, under
May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

0

2 months ago

force, humor, meeting, meetings, Monday, motivation, star, Star Wars, wars, work
I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

0

2 months ago

advice, dark, dark side, frustration, got, humor, i, Jedi, lot, patience, side, somebody, star, Star Wars, traffic, turned, wars
If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

0

2 months ago

cheering, fan, Fan humor, friends, friendship, humor, movie, movie quote, star, Star Wars, stormtrooper, wars
People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

0

2 months ago

call, couple, culture, fandom, geek, humor, joke, me, movie, movie reference, only, parody, people, pop, pop culture, reference, sci-fi, seen, star, Star Wars, times, Trekkie, wars
I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

0

2 months ago

boat, comedy, dead, dead to me, guest, guest star, humor, i, irritation, love, me, relationships, sarcasm, show, star, The Love Boat, TV, TV Show, wake, wake up, woke
There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

0

2 months ago

bots, here, humor, internet, joke, online, sci-fi, star, Star Wars, technology, wars
Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

0

2 months ago

celestial, galaxy, humor, joke, Nasa, playful, selfie, selfie humor, space, star

For even more funny star quotes, hit next 👇

All funny star quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎁🎅🎄 Christmas Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

70 shares on Twitch this month:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

91 shares on Slack this month:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

21 shares on Threads this month:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

31 shares on Discord this month:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

85 shares on X this month:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

15 shares on Reddit this month:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

Trending Topics 📁

Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship status: I love my bed.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

3,802

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Just landed via X:

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

Freshly posted on Threads:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Making waves on Facebook:

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Seen just now on Threads:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Shared recently on Slack:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Just landed via TikTok:

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

Live now on Instagram:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴