20 Funny star quotes

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  4 days ago

  View →: There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.
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  1 month ago

  View →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
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  4 months ago

  View →: So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?
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  4 months ago

  View →: My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.
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  5 months ago

  View →: According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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