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17 Funny star quotes

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

1 month ago

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

3 months ago

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

3 months ago

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

3 months ago

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

3 months ago

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

3 months ago

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

3 months ago

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

3 months ago

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

3 months ago

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

3 months ago

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

3 months ago

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

3 months ago

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

3 months ago

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

3 months ago

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

3 months ago

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

3 months ago

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

3 months ago