194 Funny stop quotes

• Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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  3 weeks ago

  apple, date, dating, doctor, eat, health, humor, joke, just, nice, pun, relationship, seeing, stop, thing

• Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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  3 weeks ago

  everything, humor, positivity, self-acceptance, self-hate, self-improvement, specific, specificity, stop, yourself

• One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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  3 weeks ago

  aging, birth, birth date, date, forms, getting, getting older, halfway, having, humor, i, nap, noticed, observation, older, online, online forms, scrolling, short, stop, technology, thing, year

• Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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  3 weeks ago

  alcohol, bad, bad day, bar, coping, coping mechanism, day, drinking, humor, i, liquor, liquor store, mechanism, stop, store, today

• If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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  3 weeks ago

  ads, annoyance, communication, humor, inconvenient, neighbor, person, personification, stop, talking, times

• Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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  3 weeks ago

  72h, always, belief, believe, bus, care, deodorant, fragrance, humor, manufacturers, me, next, people, personal, personal care, satire, sit, stop, writing

• HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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  3 weeks ago

  being, challenge, communication, feedback, hr, humor, me, saying, staff, stop, stupid, stupidity, taken, workplace

• I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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  3 weeks ago

  alcohol, drink, drinking, fun, humor, i, irony, meant, much, need, say, self-reflection, stop, thinking

• Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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  3 weeks ago

  air, air fryer, banging, comparison, cooking, everyone, fryer, gadgets, humor, opinions, stop, talk

• If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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  3 weeks ago

  asteroid, back, bruce, Bruce Willis, fiction, humor, i, ID, irony, movie, movie reference, reference, saving, science, science fiction, stop, time, time travel, travel, willis

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