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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Share →: It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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Glad I'm not getting charged rent for living in my own head… yet! 😂💸💭
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Share →: The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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Life must have lost my "Do Not Disturb" sign 😂🙄🚫
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Share →: How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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Lifting weights? I'm just trying to lift my spirits after attempting a ponytail! 💪😂
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Share →: Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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When adulthood slaps you with a rent check, and suddenly that "haunted" complex looks like a castle 🏚️👉🏰 #MillennialStruggles 😅💸
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Share →: Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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When you hit all the wrong career checkpoints but still show up for the 9-to-5 grind 😂💼🤷‍♂️ #Relatable
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Share →: Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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When the garbage has its own zip code 😅🗺️🏠
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Share →: Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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Sounds like we all deserve a "Survived Today" medal – participation trophies for everyone! 🏆🎉😊
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Share →: Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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Doom-scroller achievement unlocked: Level 2024 complete! Time to recharge your sarcasm meter. 😎📱🔋
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Share →: People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Finally, a perk of being short: fewer surprise face hugs from our eight-legged friends! 🕷️🤦‍♂️🙅‍♀️
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Share →: I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Sounds like you're mastering the art of "Long-term Chaos Management" 😂🔧📅

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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Nobody rots in bed like I do.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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