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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

2 months ago

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

3 months ago

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

3 months ago

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

3 months ago

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

3 months ago

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

3 months ago

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

3 months ago