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18 Funny student quotes

Funny student quotes are the perfect way to brighten up those long study sessions and classroom moments ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether you’re cramming for exams or just surviving group projects, these witty gems capture the real student life struggles and laughs ๐ŸŽ“โœจ Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even share a few with your classmatesโ€”because who says learning canโ€™t be fun? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ“– #StudentLife #LaughOutLoud

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are โ€œI haven’t started either.โ€

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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