25 Funny student quotes

• Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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  2 weeks ago

  class, education, ending, hello, homework, humor, i, leave, lecture, main, movie, only, point, professor, reach, reading, right, sarcasm, student, timing, yell, yelling

• Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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  3 weeks ago

  academic, academic paper, after, browsing, closed, ever, frustration, great, humor, internet, internet browsing, life, multitasking, paper, productivity, sex, student, student life, sure, tabs

• Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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  4 weeks ago

  cool, course, education, fail, humor, insult, job, me, most, pass, professor, real, sarcasm, student

• Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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  1 month ago

  college, every, except, group, group project, humor, people, person, project, sarcasm, single, smart, smarter, student, teamwork, three, welcome, where

• Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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  1 month ago

  balance, before, care, cycle, education, good, health, humor, idea, life, mental, mental cycle, mental health, putting, self, self-care, stress, student, student life

• If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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  1 month ago

  academic, academic expectation, accessory, expectation, eyewear, eyewear accessory, glasses, glasses rope, humor, lot, rope, stereotype, student, wear

• Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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  1 month ago

  actually, education, humor, imagine, life, management, procrastination, spent, student, student life, study, studying, time, time management

• Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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  1 month ago

  friend, friends, life, motivation, parent, parents, procrastination, self-deception, student, student life, study, studying, tomorrow, yourself

• Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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  1 month ago

  boredom, class, excuse, feel, humor, nodding, pretending, sad, sorry, student, teacher

• It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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  1 month ago

  academic, academic integrity, academic resources, access, easier, even, Funny, humor, illegal, illegal access, integrity, irony, library, life, research, resources, student, student life, university, university library

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