29 Funny student quotes

• In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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  3 days ago

  academic, emotional, emotionally, financial, life, struggle, student, student life, three, university

• University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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  4 days ago

  class, education, humor, paid, sarcasm, self learning, student, teaching, tuition, university, yourself

• I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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  4 days ago

  back, different, exam, humor, i, person, procrastination, question, questions, skip, student, test-taking

• In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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  2 weeks ago

  freedom, home, humor, literally, observation, student, tell, university

• Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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  1 month ago

  class, education, ending, hello, homework, humor, i, leave, lecture, main, movie, only, point, professor, reach, reading, right, sarcasm, student, timing, yell, yelling

• Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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  1 month ago

  academic, academic paper, after, browsing, closed, ever, frustration, great, humor, internet, internet browsing, life, multitasking, paper, productivity, sex, student, student life, sure, tabs

• Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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  2 months ago

  cool, course, education, fail, humor, insult, job, me, most, pass, professor, real, sarcasm, student

• Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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  2 months ago

  college, every, except, group, group project, humor, people, person, project, sarcasm, single, smart, smarter, student, teamwork, three, welcome, where

• Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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  2 months ago

  balance, before, care, cycle, education, good, health, humor, idea, life, mental, mental cycle, mental health, putting, self, self-care, stress, student, student life

• If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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  2 months ago

  academic, academic expectation, accessory, expectation, eyewear, eyewear accessory, glasses, glasses rope, humor, lot, rope, stereotype, student, wear

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