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21 Funny sucks quotes

Funny sucks quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when life just doesn’t go your way 😅💥 Whether you’re dealing with awkward fails, epic blunders, or just the everyday chaos, these witty lines turn frustration into laughter 😂🔥 Get ready to embrace the suck with a big smile and a sprinkle of humor—because sometimes, laughing at the mess is the best medicine! 🎉😜

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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