Commentary:
"Adulting: where the only race you're winning is the race to pay bills on time! 🏃♂️👟 #GrowingUpProblems"
Funny sucks quotes
Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.
Commentary:
"Twitter is like a swamp. 🐸 You wade through the muck, dodging toxic tweets left and right. But once in a while, a gem surfaces like a delicious fly, and you strike with the speed of a hungry frog! 🦟✨ #TweetTreats"
It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.
Commentary:
"Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but who wouldn't want that squeaky clean, fresh-out-of-the-mental-shower feeling? 🧼✨ Just imagine the lavender-scented thoughts and sparkling synaptic connections! Maybe we just need to rebrand it as 'Mental Spa Day.' 💆♂️💭"
Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.
Commentary:
🦴💀 Well, having a skeleton in your closet takes on a whole new meaning with this quote! Who knew an actual skeleton could end up being the ultimate conversation starter… posthumously. Maybe it can be your unique way of leaving a lasting impression on future archaeologists! 💁♂️ #SkeletonInTheCloset #GraveyardHumor
You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.
Commentary:
🎨 When the artist is sweeter than a candy store but their art leaves you feeling sour 🍬😜 It's like getting a hug from a unicorn with bad breath – you appreciate the gesture, but maybe keep your distance from the masterpiece! 🦄🖌️ #ArtisticDilemmas
It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.
Commentary:
"Talk about taking the stairs to a whole new level! 🚶♂️🔋 Escalator: 1, Us: 0 ⚡️ Just when you thought you could take a break… 😅 #PowerCutProblems"
Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.
Commentary:
Carpe diem! 🌞 Unless today's coffee is lukewarm and the wifi is acting up. In that case, proceed straight to tomorrow! 🚀 #Priorities
I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.
Commentary:
"I can totally relate to God too – we both have our struggles when it comes to perfecting our creations! 😂💫 #CreatorProblems"
It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.
Commentary:
"🤣 Oh, what a plot twist! Turns out her knight wasn't shining but was just a dull 'tin' man in disguise! 🤪 That's like ordering a gourmet meal and getting a fast-food flop instead! 🍔 Lesson learned: always check under the armor for any hidden tinfoil! 🔍😂"
I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.
Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of strategic suckage selection! Who will earn the prestigious title of 'First to Suck' today? 🤔 May the odds be ever in your favor! 😂"