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12 Funny sucks quotes

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025
Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025