17 Funny sucks quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "When your week is slow as a sloth, but you’re just hanging in there 😂🦥 #TimeIsAnIllusion"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they just need a playlist called 'Chill Vibes & Better Tunes' 🤘🎧😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

  Commentary:
  🤣😂 When starting a new show, it's like walking into a party full of strangers and trying to figure out who's who! 🤔📺 Just remember, every character is a potential friend or foe in the wild world of TV land! 😄👋

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the bittersweet irony of adulting! 🧺🧺 It's like winning a never-ending marathon, only to start another race right away. Laundry – the eternal task that keeps on giving! 🤣 #LifeIsAFullLoad

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs insurance when you've got laughter, am I right? 💸😂 Laughter may not cover your medical bills, but at least it's a lot less expensive than a visit to the doctor! 💰💊 #CheaperThanPrescriptions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "Realizing it's only Thursday: 😩 Realizing it's actually Wednesday: 😂 Plot twist level: expert! Remember folks, sometimes mid-week confusion can lead to mid-week joy! 🎉 #WednesdayVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting: where the only race you're winning is the race to pay bills on time! 🏃‍♂️👟 #GrowingUpProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter is like a swamp. 🐸 You wade through the muck, dodging toxic tweets left and right. But once in a while, a gem surfaces like a delicious fly, and you strike with the speed of a hungry frog! 🦟✨ #TweetTreats"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

  Commentary:
  "Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but who wouldn't want that squeaky clean, fresh-out-of-the-mental-shower feeling? 🧼✨ Just imagine the lavender-scented thoughts and sparkling synaptic connections! Maybe we just need to rebrand it as 'Mental Spa Day.' 💆‍♂️💭"

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