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21 Funny supernatural quotes

Funny supernatural quotes 👻✨ bring a hilarious twist to the spooky world of ghosts, witches, and creatures of the night! Whether you’re a skeptic or a believer, these witty lines will have you laughing through the paranormal chills 😂🧙‍♀️. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding some magic to your day, get ready for some supernatural humor that’s out of this world! 🌙🦇

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026Feb 26, 2026

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

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