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17 Funny supernatural quotes

Funny supernatural quotes πŸ‘»βœ¨ bring a hilarious twist to the spooky world of ghosts, witches, and creatures of the night! Whether you’re a skeptic or a believer, these witty lines will have you laughing through the paranormal chills πŸ˜‚πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding some magic to your day, get ready for some supernatural humor that’s out of this world! πŸŒ™πŸ¦‡

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Girls be like, β€œI know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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