20 Funny supernatural quotes

• “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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  asked, ChatGPT, dead, frustration, God, grok, humor, i, irony, joke, lightning, me, prayer, supernatural

• Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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  dating, full, full moon, girl, girls, humor, i, joke, know, lunar, moon, playful, sacrifice, spot, supernatural, under

• Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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  accept, acceptance, change, grant, humor, i, irony, me, parody, serenity, supernatural, things

• To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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  back, everyday, everyday life, ghosts, going, humor, imagination, life, playful, quirky, right, store, supernatural, walls

• When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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  apartment, dark, dark humor, death, dying, ghost, ghost story, haunt, haunted, haunted house, house, humor, i, me, myself, please, rush, spooky, story, supernatural, want

• Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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  demon, everyone, got, hair, humor, joke, OMG, once, possessed, possession, prank, something, supernatural, transformation

• Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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  doll, humor, joke, magic, playful, please, prank, sarcasm, study, supernatural, voodoo, voodoo doll

• Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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  alcohol, dark, dark humor, drinking, hours, humor, last, me, mortal, sarcastic, supernatural, tell, vampire, vampire humor

• I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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  assume, devil, humor, i, irony, sold, soul, soulmate, supernatural

• They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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  before, demon, eyes, humor, joke, killed, misunderstanding, paranormal, people, photograph, photography, red, stuff, supernatural, superstition, turned

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