Commentary:
Looks like even demons need a fresh start! 🤣👹✨ Who knew exorcisms could be mutual agreements? Just imagine the demon politely asking, "Would you mind casting me out, please?" 😈 #DemonEtiquette
Funny supernatural quotes
Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.
Commentary:
"Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept… like waking up early on Mondays or turning vegetables into chocolate 🍫✨ Now that's a superpower worth wishing for!"
I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.
Commentary:
"Who needs a haunted house attraction when you have little kids around to keep things spooky? 👻 No thank you, I'll stick to PG-13 scares! 🚫👶 #GhostbustingParenthood"