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31 Funny telling quotes

Funny telling quotes bring laughter and truth together in the quirkiest way πŸ˜‚βœ¨ Perfect for brightening your day or sharing a chuckle with friends, these gems reveal life’s little ironies with a wink πŸ˜‰ Whether you need a quick mood lift or some witty wisdom, funny telling quotes never disappoint! Get ready to smile, laugh, and maybe even nod in agreement πŸ˜ŽπŸŽ‰

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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