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Funny theft quotes

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
He took my last fry, your honor.

He took my last fry, your honor.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025