Funny quotes theft

11 Funny theft quotes

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

1 day ago

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

3 days ago

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

2 months ago

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

3 months ago

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

3 months ago

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

3 months ago

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

3 months ago

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

3 months ago

He took my last fry, your honor.

3 months ago

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

3 months ago

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

3 months ago