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- I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.
- People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.
- People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.
- Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
- One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.
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- Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.
- My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
- It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’
- I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.
- The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.
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