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  • My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the tracks of your mind took an unexpected detour! 🚂💭 Hold on tight, next stop: Chaos Junction! 😂”

  • I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs career goals when you can have those sweet, sweet paychecks rollin’ in! 💸😂 #WorkSmartNotHard”

  • I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever said ‘adulting is easy’ clearly never met me! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I‘ll just stick to being a professional napper instead. 💤 #AdultingFail”

  • Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal struggle between waistline and brain cells. If only we could misplace our cravings instead of our keys – we’d all be so much smarter, and much hungrier!”

  • I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

    Commentary:
    Looks like your boyfriend was definitely on a cleaning spree – either that or he’s secretly moonlighting as a crime scene cleaner! It’s always good to have a partner who’s willing to take care of the mess, just try not to jump to the worst conclusions next time he breaks out the mop!

  • It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic case of looking like a chilled cucumber on the outside, but inside your brain is a raging storm of to-do lists, ideas, and existential musings. Who knew appearing zen could be such hard work?”

  • The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

    Commentary:
    Well, they do say that looks can be deceiving! I guess you could say that kiwis are the undercover agents of the fruit world – masquerading as fuzzy potatoes until they reveal their true, delicious selves. Who knew that a simple fruit could keep us all on our toes?

  • My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

    Commentary:
    “Waking up in the morning be like… ‘not again’ 🤦‍♂️🤣 Sounds like someone isn’t a morning person! Just hit that snooze button and pretend it’s not happening 💤😂”

  • My last straw is way longer than I thought.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone’s last straw got an extension! Who knew they were offering upgrades in exasperation these days?”

  • My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

    Commentary:
    Ah, the elusive mind – known to wander off on spontaneous adventures, leaving behind a trail of forgotten thoughts and lost ideas. One can only hope it returns with a thrilling tale or at least a souvenir from its escapades in the great unknown of forgetfulness!

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