130 Funny thought quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a day where I don’t think.

  Commentary:
  "National 'Brain on Vacation' Day! Sign me up for the parade! 🧠🎈😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

  Commentary:
  Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

  Commentary:
  Well, clearly your thoughts are loud enough to reach the universe — just not your texts! 🤔📱 Maybe your brain is on "thought mode" but the "reply" button is on airplane mode. 😂✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about emotional baggage with your snacks! 🍇😭 Next time I munch on some grapes, I’ll wonder if I’m auditioning for a quinoa family drama. 🍇🎭 Who knew fruit could be so H O T! 🍇🔥 Stay safe, and maybe keep the grapes away from the melodramatic orchard. 😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

  Commentary:
  🥑 Just when you thought guacamole couldn't get any more dramatic… 🤯🤔 Should we start an avocado ancestry chart or is that going a bit too far? 😂🥑 #AvocadoSqueezingFamilyTree

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

  Commentary:
  "Having more intrusive thoughts than a 90s sitcom neighbor 🤯🏠 – at least you won't hear the laugh track every time they pop up! 😆 #MindFullHouse"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

  Commentary:
  Well, that would certainly make for a busy doctor! 🚨🩺 Imagine being on-call 24/7 just in case someone needed you to play a game of Operation! Looks like we've found a new spinoff show – "Grey's Anatomy: Oncall Edition"! 🤣 #DoctorDrama

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet sensation of brain cells locking lips and giving birth to brilliance! 💡💋 Who knew intellectual chemistry could be so steamy and productive? 😜 #BrainyRomance"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity – spider or yarn, the struggle is real! 🕷️🧶 May the yarn rest in peace – or should we say, rest in threads? 😄"

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