57 Funny understand quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

  Commentary:
  "Finally found my true calling: forest life coach for squirrels! 🌲🐿️🗣️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

  Commentary:
  "When life's mysteries meet my apathy squad: Problem solved! 🤷‍♂️😂✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

  Commentary:
  😂 "With all due respect, that's just code for 'I'm about to roast you nicely!' 🔥🤭"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about channeling your inner diplomat! 🐶💬 Next thing you know, you'll be asking it about its day and negotiating a peace treaty over a pup bowl. 🍖✌️ Who knew the secret to doggy diplomacy was just a good ear and some empathy? 😂🐾

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

  Commentary:
  Well, who wouldn't scream if they were suddenly plucked from their cozy nest and expected to lay an egg every day? 🐔🥚 Maybe they're just trying to get their morning squawk-ee in! 🤪 #ChickensBeforeCoffee

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

  Commentary:
  "Me pretending to know what I'm doing in life like… 🤷‍♂️😂 #ImpressTheAlgorithm"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the never-ending quest to uncover long-lost relatives and dusty family trees! 🌳 Who needs a soap opera when you have your family drama, right? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the chaos, embrace the quirks, and maybe just stick to knowing who's bringing the potato salad to the next reunion! 😉 #FamilyMysteriesUnsolved

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joy of simply sitting outside and contemplating life's mysteries like why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? 🤔😂 Embrace the leisurely art of "sitting outside just to sit outside" – it's the ultimate wisdom in disguise! 🌼👵🏼🌳 #OutdoorEnlightenment

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

  Commentary:
  Ah, sending mixed signals is like trying to speak a foreign language without knowing the basics! 🤷‍♂️ It's a real head-scratcher for sure! 🤔 Just stick to one signal at a time, folks! 😄 #LostInTranslation

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

  Commentary:
  "Perhaps bugs just enjoy crashing indoor parties and messing with our heads 🐜🏡 Or maybe they're just too lazy to deal with the door policy outside 😅🚪 #BugLife"

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