96 Funny understand quotes

• Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.

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  7 days ago

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• After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

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  1 week ago

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• I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

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  1 week ago

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• Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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  1 week ago

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• I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

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  1 week ago

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• I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

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  1 week ago

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• Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

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  1 week ago

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• As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

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  1 week ago

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• I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

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  1 week ago

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• Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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  1 week ago

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