96 Funny understand quotes

• I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

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  3 hours ago

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• What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

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  4 hours ago

  budgeting, confusion, finance, humor, i, joke, money, need, personal, personal finance, save, saving, spending, understand

• I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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  9 hours ago

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• I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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  12 hours ago

  drama, emotion, gasp, humor, i, nature, never, people, rainbow, reaction, understand

• People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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  13 hours ago

  humor, joke, misunderstanding, nap, naps, people, productivity, relaxation, rest, sleep, think, time, understand, waste, work

• Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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  15 hours ago

  darkness, ever, fashion, humor, inside, jeans, just, me, mood, nap, personal, personal struggle, sarcasm, sleep, struggle, understand

• I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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  19 hours ago

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• The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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  1 day ago

  dating, enough, finding, hard, health, humor, illness, life, mental, mental health, mental illness, mentally, relationship, ruin, someone, understand, understanding

• No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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  1 day ago

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• Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.

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  1 week ago

  authority, boot, clean, crush, even, fail, humor, lick, metaphor, people, problem, sarcasm, still, submission, understand, understanding

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