Funny quotes understand

51 Funny understand quotes

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025