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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Just landed via Messenger:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Going viral on X:

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Trending via Twitch:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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Share →: If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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🎶 "If you are sad, just sing…and promptly realize you might just be the love child of a goose and a cat stuck in a blender. 🦢🎤 But hey, no problem can withstand the power of your off-key ballads! Maybe that's the true magic of music – distracting us from life's sour notes with our own accidental ones."
6 months ago
Share →: Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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"Parenting a teenager is like having an opinionated sidekick who critiques your every move… except they live with you. 🤔👯‍♂️ #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Commentary:
"Sounds like a smartypants-phone to me! 🤓📱 Who needs Siri when you've got couch-side assistance? 🛋️😂"

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Broadcasted on Threads:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

Going viral on Twitch:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Trending via Reddit:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Making waves on X:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Making waves on WeChat:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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