22 Funny website quotes

• Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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  2 months ago

  cooky, humor, internet, me, performance, relatable, same, self-deprecation, snack, technology, website

• The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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  2 months ago

  arguing, both, combine, dollar, entertainment, humor, idea, internet, looking, million, million dollar idea, naked, people, politics, satire, things, website

• These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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  2 months ago

  acceptance, comparison, cooky, days, fight, grandma, humor, i, just, protest, website

• Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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  2 months ago

  anything, data, data sale, data tracking, email, email spam, internet, internet security, know, middle, middle name, name, online, online signup, privacy, pro, pro-tip, put, sale, security, sign, signup, sold, spam, tip, tracking, website, website name, websites

• There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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  2 months ago

  every, forgot, forgot password, hit, humor, i, just, log, login, management, need, online, online security, password, password management, security, strategy, technology, time, website, websites, where

• A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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  2 months ago

  app, apps, comparison, digital, digital struggle, frustration, funny comparison, got, haunted, haunted house, house, just, log, log out, memory, password, remember, struggle, technology, website, websites, where

• There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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  2 months ago

  anonymous, anonymous gift, charity, gift, gift giving, give, giving, know, money, people, person, philanthropy, post, rich, rich person, should, website, where, wish, wishes

• I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

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  3 months ago

  admiration, booking, desire, humor, i, love, me, online, online shopping, relationship, shopping, someone, travel, wanderlust, want, website

• I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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  4 months ago

  age, enough, humor, internet, nostalgia, old, regular, remember, usability, website, websites

• “You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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  4 months ago

  access, article, article limit, before, frustration, humor, internet, limit, monthly, monthly limit, never, online, online reading, reading, subscription, today, website

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