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12 Funny woke quotes
Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?
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Feb 1, 2025
Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.
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Feb 1, 2025
It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.
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Jan 28, 2025
Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.
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Jan 28, 2025
Every single bad day happened because I woke up.
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Jan 27, 2025
I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.
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Jan 26, 2025
I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.
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Jan 25, 2025
I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.
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Jan 25, 2025
My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.
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Jan 24, 2025
1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.
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Jan 23, 2025
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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.