Funny quotes woke

13 Funny woke quotes

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

4 weeks ago

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

2 months ago

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

2 months ago

It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

3 months ago

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

3 months ago

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

3 months ago

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

3 months ago

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

3 months ago

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

3 months ago

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

3 months ago

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

3 months ago

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

3 months ago

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

3 months ago