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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.
Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.
I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Commentary:
"When 'team bonding' turns into an unscheduled ‘coffee break championship’! ☕🏆🤣 #Priorities"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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Commentary:
"Did her DMs go on a sabbatical? 😂📩📴"
1 month ago
Share →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Commentary:
"Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Commentary:
"When life gives you flaws, turn them into plot twists! 😂📚 #UnfinishedMasterpiece"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Commentary:
"Awake and pretending to be productive. My bed is filing a missing person report. 🛌😂📋"
1 month ago
Share →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Commentary:
"When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Commentary:
"Good morning, fellow professional avoiders! 🌞 Who's ready to take on the exciting challenge of doing my job while I sit back and watch? Don't worry, I'll provide expert supervision from the comfort of my cozy chair. Let's see who will be the lucky winner today! 😂💼 #WorkSmartNotHard"
2 months ago
Share →: The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of double duty! 😅 When your work husband starts showing up in your pajamas and your Netflix queue, you know it's time to set some boundaries. 📺💻👔 Who knew the home office came with a built-in service package—personal and professional? 😂🏡 #WorkFromHomeProblems
2 months ago
Share →: I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Commentary:
📱 "I'm officially at the age where I'm not upgrading my phone until it stops working." Well, who needs the latest tech when you have a smartphone that's practically an antique? Embrace the retro vibes and let that ancient relic keep you texting like a time traveler! 🕰️ #OldSchoolIsCool
2 months ago
Share →: 9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Commentary:
"9-5 is really 10-2 if you're working remote – where the snooze button becomes your best colleague 😴💻 #RemoteWorkLife"