71 Funny working quotes

• People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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  1 week ago

  being, frustration, hate, humor, income, job, money, people, poor, poverty, still, work, working

• Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

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  1 month ago

  age, alive, anniversary, colleague, everything, humor, longer, me, milestone, say, someone, work, working

• Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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  1 month ago

  aspiration, fitness, focus, going, hobby, humor, i, lottery, money, museum, need, win, working, workout

• It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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  2 months ago

  assume, assumption, boss, employee, employees, humor, insane, job, motivation, office, paycheck, reason, truly, work, working

• Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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  2 months ago

  billionaire, economy, got, harder, inequality, labor, less, making, money, paid, pay, rich, spend, spending, sure, wealth, work, working

• I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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  2 months ago

  acceptance, day, funeral, humor, job, never, retire, using, vacation, vacation day, work, working

• The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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  2 months ago

  2, humor, i, internet, life, minutes, outage, patience, start, technology, thinking, Wi-Fi, wifi, working

• Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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  2 months ago

  allowed, communication, control, etiquette, good, humor, keep, library, need, noise, noise control, number, people, places, public, public space, silence, social, social etiquette, space, start, talk, talking, where, working

• If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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  2 months ago

  always, cold, conspiracy, humor, little, lizard, lizard person, office, people, person, working, workplace, workplace humor

• Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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  2 months ago

  career, desire, focus, humor, job, motivation, not working, quitting, satire, work, working, workplace

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