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35 Funny working quotes

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

I'd like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn't working.

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025