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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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