75 Funny working quotes

• We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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  30 minutes ago

  actually, anxiety, city, city life, cool, cool things, going, going out, introvert, life, lifestyle, live, living, need, nightlife, person, personality, personality type, social, social anxiety, things, time, type, urban, urban living, word, workaholic, working

• Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

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  3 hours ago

  25, advice, after, age, before, brain, decision, girl, girls, humor, i, kid, kids, marriage, married, reasonable, relationship, us, why, working

• Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

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  3 hours ago

  adult, adult industry, collar, corporate, corporate office, developer, humor, imagine, industry, job, office, office job, Pornhub, weird, weird job, whatever, white, white collar, working, workplace, workplace humor

• Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

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  7 hours ago

  experience, humor, laptop, outdoors, outside, working

• My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

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  8 hours ago

  boss, doing, dude, home, humor, just, office, people, pretending, remote, remote work, think, work, work from home, working, workplace, workplace humor

• If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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  14 hours ago

  day, day off, days, humor, imagine, just, parent, parenting, responsibility, straight, thinking, work, working

• Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

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  15 hours ago

  Bob, Bob Ross, forest, humor, minutes, myself, paint, ross, self, self-improvement, still, unfinished, work, work on self, working

• “A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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  19 hours ago

  after, balance, bell, diet, drive, exercise, fast, fast food, fitness, food, healthy, healthy lifestyle, humor, i, lifestyle, say, taco, Taco Bell, through, working, workout

• Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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  20 hours ago

  anxiety, embarrassing, embarrassment, health, humor, mental, mental health, night, night shift, nightmare, nightmares, shift, sleep, stress, why, working

• Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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  1 day ago

  activity, along, app, apps, base, baseball, baseball game, beer, dating, dating app, dog, dogs, drinking, eating, first base, game, hot, hot dog, humor, line, social, social activity, start, time, working

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