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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

3 months ago

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

3 months ago

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

3 months ago

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

3 months ago

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

3 months ago

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

3 months ago

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

3 months ago

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

3 months ago

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

3 months ago

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

3 months ago

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

3 months ago