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Funny able quotes 🀣 are the perfect pick-me-up for anyone who needs a good laugh! Whether you’re looking to brighten your day or share a giggle with friends, these witty gems are sure to tickle your funny bone πŸŽ‰. With clever wordplay and humorous twists, they’re a delightful reminder that a little humor can make even the toughest situations a bit more bearable πŸ˜„. Dive into the world of funny able quotes and let the laughter begin! 🎊

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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