Funny acceptable quotes — Wordgag ツ

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

1 month ago1 month ago

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

2 months ago2 months ago

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Feb 18, 2025Feb 18, 2025

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Feb 17, 2025Feb 17, 2025

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Feb 12, 2025Feb 12, 2025