Funny acceptable quotes

• Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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  2 months ago

  acceptable, dad, family, humor, i, life, never, sneeze, volume

• I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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  2 months ago

  acceptable, break, breakup, DM, i, norm, partner, question, relationship, social, social norm, socially, someone, why, wish

• It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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  2 months ago

  acceptable, again, aviation, clap, humor, landing, plane, reactions, socially, socially acceptable, travel

• I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

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  2 months ago

  acceptable, away, awkwardness, bored, boredom, care, conversation, honesty, humor, i, norms, say, self-expression, social, social norms, walk, walking, walking away, wish

• Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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  2 months ago

  acceptable, acceptable time, bad, bad time, crawl, fun, good, good time, hopscotch, humor, let, roll, time, times

• “I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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  2 months ago

  acceptable, consumer, consumer rights, depressed, depression, excuse, full, humor, i, reason, refund, retail, return, rights, shopping, should, while

• Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

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  4 months ago

  acceptable, casual, casual wear, coffee, coffee cup, comfort, cup, daily, daily routine, day, holding, humor, norm, pajama, pajamas, relaxation, routine, social, social norm, socially, wear

• It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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  5 months ago

  acceptable, communication, cultural, cultural difference, difference, humor, internet, internet slang, language, norm, only, saying, slang, social, social norm, socially, Spanish, speaking, still, texting, unfair

• I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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  5 months ago

  acceptable, angry, ball, choose, everyone, fast, fast internet, gone, hot, humor, i, internet, night, nocturnal, norms, quiet, shut, silence, sky, social, social norms, socially, sun, understand, why

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