15 Funny afford quotes

Stop making eye contact with me, I can't afford a wedding right now.

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Well, well, well, if it isn't the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually.

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can't afford the other 80%

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can't afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025