22 Funny afford quotes

• I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

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  3 weeks ago

  afford, budget, calculation, December, finance, holiday, holiday spending, humor, i, money, only, pray, prayer, spending

• It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, afford, Christmas, Christmas shopping, even, financial, financial struggle, holiday, holiday season, humor, i, life, money, money problems, own, problems, relatable, season, shopping, struggle

• “So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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  2 months ago

  afford, conversation, finance, hobby, humor, i, joke, money, oh, poverty

• Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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  2 months ago

  afford, affordability, apartment, being, childhood, complex, financial, financial struggle, finding, housing, kid, live, living, living situation, means, millennial, nostalgia, shady, situation, struggle, thought

• My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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  2 months ago

  afford, affordability, buy, expensive, expensive taste, humor, own, parenting, someone, taste, teenager, teenager humor, toothpaste

• Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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  2 months ago

  activity, afford, believe, childhood, egg, eggs, financial, financial struggle, fun, fun activity, house, houses, humor, nostalgia, struggle, throw, used

• Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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  2 months ago

  afford, commitment, contact, eye, eye contact, humor, i, making, me, money, panic, relationship, right, stop, wedding

• Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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  2 months ago

  afford, bill, color, different, expense, finance, humor, i, irony, pay, same, sarcasm, well

• Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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  2 months ago

  20s, actually, adulthood, afford, after, choices, furniture, humor, life, life choices, lust

• A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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  2 months ago

  20, afford, affordability, discount, finance, great, humor, irony, realize, shopping, sounds

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