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Funny airplane quotes

Funny airplane quotes โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ take the stress out of travel and bring some sky-high laughs to your day! Whether youโ€™re a frequent flyer or just love aviation humor, these witty sayings will have you giggling through turbulence and cruising with a smile. Ready to turn your next flight into a comedy show at 30,000 feet? Buckle up and enjoy the ride! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ›ซโœจ

Sometimes Iโ€™ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend Iโ€™m on a Delta flight.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying โ€œhere comes the airplaneโ€. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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