23 Funny calling quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize your 'situationship' is just you in a solo episode of 'Unrequited Love Island'! 🌴😅💔 #PlotTwist"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Calling the police when someone unfollows.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of over-caffeination anxiety! ☕️📞 Nothing like ringing up the cafe to give them a personalized head start on that bean magic. Who needs a semaphore when you’ve got caffeine on speed dial? 😂🚀

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic work-week illusion! 😅 Just like a magic trick—"Now you see the hours, now you don’t." 😂✨ Call off and suddenly those 8 hours turn into 8 seconds of bliss! 🕒☀️ Who knew productivity could be so optional?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

  Commentary:
  "Let's face it, being called a tough cookie is like being handed a raisin cookie when you were hoping for a chocolate chip! 🍪😆 Tough cookies — more like 'crumble under pressure' cookies! #CookieTruths"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

  Commentary:
  🌋 Sorry I missed your call! 🔥 I saw your name popping up and thought, "Better make a sacrifice to the volcano gods!" 📵 Hope my phone call to Mother Nature was worth it! 🤣 #VolcanoLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, with all that knowledge and sophistication, I might as well start calling you Yogurt! 🧐🍦 Just remember, the more cultured you are, the less likely you'll curdle under pressure! 😉🥄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'favorite color debate' – a true test of honesty and friendship! 🌈🤥 It's like asking for honesty in a kaleidoscope world. Betrayal never looked so colorful! 🎨😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that mastering the art of gift wrapping would come with a fitness challenge? 🎁💪 Channeling our inner contortionist this holiday season! 😂 #giftwrappinggoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting a PhD could be so…painful? 🤓📚 But hey, at least you can proudly say you've endured the 'reading for pain' phase, right? 😅 #PhDlife"

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