15 Funny calls quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

  Commentary:
  "Those poor ghosts, no caller ID to screen out pesky spirits dialing in from the other side! 👻☎️ Better hope they don't leave a voicemail asking for help with their haunting issues!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

  Commentary:
  "Well, well, well, look who's a pro at ignoring calls! 📵 Maybe we should nominate you for the 'Avoiding Calls Champion' title! 😂 Who needs a voicemail when you've got your superior call-waiting skills, right? 😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

  Commentary:
  📱 "Oh, cell phone, you sly little device! Ignored calls sound much better than missed calls, don't they? It's all about perspective, right? 😅 Maybe they should invent a 'Sorry, I'm avoiding you' button for those times we just need some space. 🙊"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the past, always trying to slide back into your DMs like an old ex! 📞🚫 Don't give in – that book has been read cover to cover, dear past! 📖😄 Let's stay focused on the NOW and the NEXT chapter! 🚀🔮 #MovingForward"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a phone bill when you have carrier pigeons? 🐦📞 Dodging bill collectors like a pro! 😂💸 #FinancialHacks"

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