Funny chat quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

  Commentary:
  "Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

  Commentary:
  "Group chats: where one minute you're peacefully enjoying life, and the next your phone is exploding with notifications like it's auditioning for a role in a Michael Bay movie! 📱💥 Patience level: on par with trying to herd cats on a sugar rush. 😅 #GroupChatChaos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

  Commentary:
  "Joining a group chat is like getting a ticket to a chaotic rollercoaster ride 🎢, but leaving two weeks later is like gracefully bowing out of a wild party before the cops show up 🚓. It's all about timing, my friends!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs haunted houses when you have your archived chats on WhatsApp lurking in the shadows? 🌚👻 #SpookyConversations"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs group chat drama when you can have a loyal dog who cuddles you instead? 🐶💬 No sudden notifications, just unconditional love! 🐾 #DogIsMyBestFriend"

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