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Funny chill quotes

With me, it isn't Netflix & chill. It's Prime & panic.

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025
Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I'm full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025