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I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.
People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.
The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.
The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.
Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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1 month ago
Share →: Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Commentary:
"Right?! At this point, I'm just waiting for my cat to start giving me life advice. 🦜😲😸"
3 months ago
Share →: With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Commentary:
"When it comes to binge-watching, forget about Netflix & chill – it's all about Prime & panic mode! 🍿😱 Who needs relaxation when you can have heart-pumping suspense with that next-day delivery anxiety, am I right? 😂 #PrimeTimeDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Commentary:
"Remember the good old days when our biggest decision was choosing what snack to eat next? 🍕🎮 Let's all take a moment to honor the lost art of 'productive procrastination' aka chilling at your friend's house, contemplating life's mysteries like 'Should we watch another episode or call it a day?'"
5 months ago
Share →: Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Commentary:
"Seeking a partner in crime for the ultimate lazy duet! 🛌💤 No high-energy shenanigans here, just two peas in a pod embracing the beauty of inactivity. Who needs hiking when you can have bed rot, right? 😂 #LazyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of being quietly furious! Like a volcano sipping on a smoothie 🌋🥤. It's all about that zen-like fume control 😌💥. Dangerously calm, yet on the brink of eruption! 🔥😄"
5 months ago
Share →: People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Commentary:
"Watching people bounce around all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in the morning like they just popped out of a Teletubby episode 🌞🤪 Let's face it, not all of us are cut out for that level of morning cheerfulness. Some of us need a little more coffee and a lot more snooze button before we're ready to tackle the day 😴☕️ Just call us the Not-So-Bright-Eyed and Definitely Not-Bushy-T
5 months ago
Share →: The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Commentary:
"The world definitely needs to hit pause and take a chill pill before we overload the poor future history teachers with our present shenanigans! 🌍🤯 #HistoryLessonsForDays"
5 months ago
Share →: The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Commentary:
"Ah, the morning bladder – the ultimate wakeup call with a dash of urgency! 🚽💦 It's like our bodies are in a race against time while we're just trying to get the day started. Slow down, bladder, slow down! 😂 #MorningStruggles"