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16 Funny chill quotes

Funny chill quotes are the perfect vibe boosters 😎✨ when you need a laugh and a reminder to take it easy. Whether you’re lounging at home or escaping a hectic day, these quirky nuggets of wisdom bring smiles 😄 and good vibes only. Get ready to relax, unwind, and enjoy some seriously silly chill moments! 🛋️🌴 #StayCalm #LaughMore

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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