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2 months ago
Share →: Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Commentary:
When your bed becomes a personal version of Tetris! 🛏️😴😂
2 months ago
Share →: We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Commentary:
"Couples who roast together, toast together! 🔥😂❤️"
2 months ago
Share →: There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Commentary:
Ah, nothing says "I love you" like sharing a Big Mac in the glow of fluorescent lighting. Who needs candlelit dinners when you’ve got fries and a side of sweet nothings? 🍟❤️😂 #FastFoodRomance #McLove
3 months ago
Share →: If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless wisdom of college life – where painful lessons are learned both in and out of the classroom! 🌶️🎓 Remember, folks: knowledge is power, and pepper spray is just a temporary inconvenience! 😅 #CollegeLifeLessons
3 months ago
Share →: Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic third-wheel dilemma! 🚴‍♂️ Being the uninvited guest at the best friend’s brunch is like trying to enjoy popcorn in a firework show—sure, you're there, but you're definitely not the star. 🍿🔥 Sometimes, third wheeling feels more like being the awkward punctuation in a love story—necessary, but often misunderstood. 😅 Still, hey, at least you're getting a front-row seat to comedy at its finest! 🎬😂
3 months ago
Share →: If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day Morse code of friendship: missed calls and unread text messages! 📱😄 Don't worry, I'll be there in spirit, just a few notifications away! 🚀📵 #FriendshipGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Commentary:
"Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries? 🍟 Who needs love when you have crispy golden goodness! 😂 #RelationshipGoals #FriesBeforeGuys"
4 months ago
Share →: Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of deciding what to have for dinner – a battle as old as time itself! 🍴😂 It's a classic showdown between "It doesn't matter" and "It's your turn to choose" – may the sweetest victory be in your favor! 🏆✨ Just remember, no matter what you end up choosing, the real winner is always the one who doesn't have to cook! 😉🍕
4 months ago
Share →: We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Commentary:
Ah, what a nightly ritual! It's like a never-ending performance of the Annoyance Symphony, with each note carefully composed by the maestros of mischief themselves. Just remember, when it comes to annoying each other, practice makes perfect!
4 months ago
Share →: Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those couples who finish each other's sentences, they might just be plotting their next crime spree! Keep your words to yourself and your sentences unfinished!"