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"Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries? 🍟 Who needs love when you have crispy golden goodness! 😂 #RelationshipGoals #FriesBeforeGuys"
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- The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.
- They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.
- You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.
- Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.
- We do it every night. Annoy each other.
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Ah, the eternal struggle of deciding what to have for dinner – a battle as old as time itself! 🍴😂 It's a classic showdown between "It doesn't matter" and "It's your turn to choose" – may the sweetest victory be in your favor! 🏆✨ Just remember, no matter what you end up choosing, the real winner is always the one who doesn't have to cook! 😉🍕 -
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Ah, what a nightly ritual! It's like a never-ending performance of the Annoyance Symphony, with each note carefully composed by the maestros of mischief themselves. Just remember, when it comes to annoying each other, practice makes perfect! -
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"Watch out for those couples who finish each other's sentences, they might just be plotting their next crime spree! Keep your words to yourself and your sentences unfinished!" -
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Looks like they've found the perfect motivation to speed up dinner – a frozen treat waiting at the finish line! Who knew popsicles could be the ultimate dinner incentive? Just remember, brain freeze is a small price to pay for dessert efficiency! -
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"Ah, yes, the classic 'weird mood house arrest' – where fuzzy socks become your best friends and pajamas are the official uniform 🧦🏠 Might as well start a pillow fort and declare yourself the king/queen of the living room while you're at it! 👑 #MoodSwingsGotNothingOnMe" -
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"Taking self-care to a whole new level! 😴💤 Who knew rejuvenation could be this long-term? #NapGoals" -
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"Ah, the classic case of financial hide-and-seek in marriage. It's like a scavenger hunt, but with money instead of hidden treasures. Who knew that 'for richer or for poorer' would also include searching the couch cushions for misplaced cash?" -
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Looks like your husband is working on building things, while you're focusing on building your wardrobe! Talk about a workshop with stylish benefits!
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- Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.
- We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.
- If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.
- Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.
- The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.
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