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4 months ago
Share →: Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal search for the elusive 'right person' – a quest as mysterious and unpredictable as finding matching socks in the laundry. Keep looking, dear friend, for in the vast sea of potentials, there may just be a diamond in the rough…or at least someone who can tolerate your questionable taste in movies."
4 months ago
Share →: Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's cooking up a saucy pick-up line! Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets tangled in a pasta-ble situation!"
4 months ago
Share →: Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Commentary:
"Looking for that special someone who can appreciate the sacred silence that comes when a banger plays 🎶🤫 Good communication skills are music to my ears! 🎵🗣️ #SelectiveListenerGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal allure of a dimly-lit cobblestone street and a devilish companion! 😈🌃 Sounds like the perfect recipe for a memorable night out. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can stroll with the devil in style, right ladies? 😉👠 #DevilishlyDelightful
4 months ago
Share →: If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, there's a fine line between being cool and carrying leftovers from a failed pickup line in your wallet. 🌶️😏 #DateNightDisasters"
4 months ago
Share →: Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Commentary:
🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals
4 months ago
Share →: Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to shuffle those cards and aim for the ultimate fashion statement of matching fanny packs this summer! ♠️🃏♦️ #AccessoryGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Commentary:
Looks like those promises are going untouched, just like that leftover salad in the fridge 🥗 Don't worry, those unfulfilled promises will keep for when you're ready to devour them! 🤣 #JustPromisesThings
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Commentary:
"Well, it sounds like someone might need a geography lesson along with a kissing tutorial! Let's hope they find their way to more conventional romantic settings in the future."
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

Commentary:
"Who needs roses when you can have nuggets? Because nothing says 'I love you' like a crispy, golden token of affection. Forget the flowers, let those nuggets do the talking – and trust me, they speak the language of deliciousness!"