369 Funny day quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Another fine day ruined by waking up.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone hit the snooze button on life 😴☀️ Don't worry, maybe tomorrow will actually be a fine day… or not! 😉 #MorningsAreHard

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

  Commentary:
  "Friday the 13th used to bring the chills, but now it's just another day cursed with bad luck! 😱🔮 Who stole the spooky magic from the calendar? 📆#EverydayIsFridaythe13thNow"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever thought a two-day weekend was enough clearly missed the memo on the infinite possibilities of naps and Netflix binges 🛌📺 Don't worry, we've got your back – let's start a petition for a seven-day weekend! 🙌😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

  Commentary:
  "Thursday, the middle child of the week, always struggling to find its place. Why bother, when we all just want to fast forward to Friday anyway? 😆🤷‍♂️ #ThursdayBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

  Commentary:
  🎅🏼🎁📆 "Santa: the ultimate part-time worker and full-time judge. Must be nice to only work one day a year and spend the rest making his list and checking it twice! 😂📝 #SantaClausIsComingToTown"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you've leveled up from just 'phone enthusiast' to 'phone aficionado' today! 📱😄 Next stop: 'phone guru.' 👾🎮 Just remember to stretch those texting fingers every now and then! 💪🤳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

  Commentary:
  "May your day be as fabulous as my *bootylicious* behind 🍑💁‍♀️ Remember, good vibes only! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the #WWI memes and puns 🤣 The assassination that broke the internet before it was even a thing! #HistoryGoneViral 📱💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of needing a day between days. 🤔 Maybe we could call it "Someday," where you can relax, recharge, and practice dream teleportation for the day ahead. 💫 Just imagine all the possibilities! Who's ready for a Someday on their calendar? 🗓️🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

  Commentary:
  "Free bacon for the win! Because let's be real, nothing says 'I'm sorry you're having a rough day' quite like the sizzle of crispy perfection 🥓🤤 Who knew pork could be the ultimate mood booster? Bacon: the unsung hero of comfort food!"

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