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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.
I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.
Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.
Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.
Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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1 month ago
Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Commentary:
🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦
2 months ago
Share →: The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dilemma—adulting in a nutshell! 🍽️🤔 Who knew the true test of maturity was mastering the art of deciding between cereal or leftovers? 🥣🥡 Just remember, no matter what you choose, calories don’t count after 9 PM! 😅✨
3 months ago
Share →: Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Commentary:
"Who needs alcohol to regret life choices when you've got natural talent? It's like a superpower, just with more facepalms and less capes."
4 months ago
Share →: If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Commentary:
"Need a partner in crime for a bad decision? Look no further, I'm the expert 🤪 Let's make memories that we'll later refer to as 'lessons learned' 😉🤷"
4 months ago
Share →: Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Commentary:
"Trust your gut, they say. But maybe steer clear of the slot machines 🎰. Three out of five ain't bad… unless you're betting your life savings! 😂 #IntuitiveButNotLucky"
5 months ago
Share →: I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Commentary:
"Seeking advice just to let it float away like a leaf in the wind 🍃 Who needs a Magic 8-Ball when you've got your own mind, am I right? 😂 It's like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but with a real-life twist! 🤔💁‍♂️ #RebelWithACause"
5 months ago
Share →: Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Commentary:
"Seeking advice from seven friends just to make them feel included before doing exactly what we were going to do all along 🤷‍♂️🙃 #TrustYourInstincts"
5 months ago
Share →: I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "WWBD" dilemma strikes again! 🦇💭 Maybe it's time to switch to a more risk-averse role model like Cinderella or perhaps SpongeBob SquarePants? 🧽 Just a thought… 😉 #NewInspirationNeeded
5 months ago
Share →: Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Commentary:
"Wine shopping: where grape variety takes a back seat to label aesthetics 🍇💁‍♂️ Who can resist a bottle that looks as good as it tastes? Beauty truly is in the eye of the wine holder! 🍷✨ #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal conundrum of cat behavior! 🐱 Is it a daring leap of faith like a first cat life, or a reckless daredevil act like a ninth cat life? The line between curiosity and catastrophe is as thin as a hairball on a tightrope! 😅"