37 Funny decision making quotes

• Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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  2 weeks ago

  30s, compliment, congrats, dating, decision making, humor, panic, person, pick, relationship, should, unmarried, wrong

• I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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  4 weeks ago

  confusion, decision making, doubt, humor, i, indecisive, self-reflection, sure, think, used

• Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

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  4 weeks ago

  communication, decision making, humor, i, me, sarcasm, should, think, thinking

• “I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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  2 months ago

  attempt, decision making, going, humor, mindset, problem, self-reflection, situation, thinking, try, underthinking, works

• How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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  2 months ago

  aid, alphabet, alphabet song, am, childhood, childhood habit, choice, choices, count, counting, decision, decision making, finger, finger counting, fingers, habit, i, learning, learning method, letter, life, life choice, making, memory, memory aid, method, next, sing, song, still, whole

• Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, choice, choose, decision, decision making, free, free will, humor, irony, making, own, regret, where

• Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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  2 months ago

  decision making, even, humor, knows, me, move, next, nobody, self-awareness, surprise, uncertainty, unpredictability

• One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adulthood, being, box, cardboard, cardboard box, clutter, debate, decision making, everyday, everyday struggle, good, humor, humor about adulthood, much, over, procrastination, self-debate, storage, struggle, thing, time, yourself

• Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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  2 months ago

  burn, decide, decision, decision making, dinner, food, humor, i, making, meal, meal planning, order, pizza, planning, procrastination, trying

• Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, bad, bad choice, better, choice, decision, decision making, decisions, drink, drink humor, drunk, drunk decision, humor, i, making, ones, self-deprecation, sober, sober decision, sure

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