12 Funny decision making quotes

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Wisdom of the day: Don't do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedic.

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025