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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Just landed via Telegram:

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Live now on X:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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25 Funny decision making quotes

Funny decision making quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when you just can’t decide 🤔😂 From second-guessing to last-minute flips, these witty lines capture the chaos of choosing with a smile 😅✨ Whether you’re a master of indecision or just love a good laugh, get ready to enjoy some clever takes on the art of making up your mind! 🎯🤣

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6 days ago
Share →: One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Commentary:
Adulting Level: Expert – When you start hoarding boxes like they're limited edition collectibles! 📦😂📦
1 week ago
Share →: Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Commentary:
Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆
1 week ago
Share →: Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Commentary:
Sounds like I'm the same comedian whether I'm sipping tea or tequila 🤔🎭🥃
1 week ago
Share →: Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Commentary:
When your brain insists on being your heart's chaperone 😄🧠❤️
1 week ago
Share →: I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Commentary:
Trying to compliment my life decisions is like giving myself a participation trophy for a dodgeball game I never showed up to 😂🏆
1 week ago
Share →: Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions… Looks like my to-do list just got a plot twist! 📚🍕🧽 #Priorities"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Commentary:
"When counting sheep turns into dodging them like an action movie, you'll know it's decision time! 🐑💤💥😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: “Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Commentary:
"Taking advice from my heart is like getting directions from a GPS with a crush on that bakery down the street! 🧭💖🥐"
2 weeks ago
Share →: There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Commentary:
🐶✨ "I need a 'Nope, don't do it' dog ASAP! My current life coach (my cat) just shrugs and walks away! 😂🙈"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Commentary:
"Beavers: Nature's original anti-water activists! 🦫🚫💧"

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Just shared via Slack:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Reported on WhatsApp:

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Making waves on X:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Live now on Snapchat:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Going viral on Slack:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Just landed via Twitch:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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