38 Funny decision making quotes

• Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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  9 hours ago

  decision making, girlhood, humor, media, none, only, patience, photo, photography, picture, pictures, post, posting, selfie, social, social media, taking

• Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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  14 hours ago

  asking, communication, death, decision making, dinner, humor, just, love, marriage, question, relationship, reply, replying, spouse, us, want

• I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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  15 hours ago

  again, cooking, daily, daily routine, decision, decision making, dinner, family, family life, figure, food, humor, i, inform, life, making, meal, meal planning, once, planning, regret, routine, tonight

• I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

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  15 hours ago

  business, business decision, cons, decision, decision making, going, human, human interaction, humor, i, interaction, introversion, love, making, people, pros, pros and cons, socializing, used, weigh

• For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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  17 hours ago

  advice, always, communication, decision, decision making, humor, making, mixed, mixed signal, own, sanity, signal, signals, take

• Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

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  2 weeks ago

  adult, adult humor, decision, decision making, easy, hard, humor, making, masturbation, selection, video, video selection

• Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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  1 month ago

  30s, compliment, congrats, dating, decision making, humor, panic, person, pick, relationship, should, unmarried, wrong

• I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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  2 months ago

  confusion, decision making, doubt, humor, i, indecisive, self-reflection, sure, think, used

• Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

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  2 months ago

  communication, decision making, humor, i, me, sarcasm, should, think, thinking

• “I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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  2 months ago

  attempt, decision making, going, humor, mindset, problem, self-reflection, situation, thinking, try, underthinking, works

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